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A special operations super-team consisting of Stephen Hawking, Stephen Fry, Leonard Nemoy (in Spock getup), Barrack Obama, Chuck Norris and Bill Bailey.
Hawking would talk astrophysics with this obviously intelligent species who've mastered space travel to get here. Fry would translate their language. Nemoy would be all logical and rational, and if that fails, he'll explain it to Obama who'll be like "We can change!" and Bill Bailey would show them that humans are a complex race and that even people who look like rodies and carnies can be amazingly intelligent and funny. And if all else fails, then ol Chuck knows what to do.
Hawking would talk astrophysics with this obviously intelligent species who've mastered space travel to get here. Fry would translate their language. Nemoy would be all logical and rational, and if that fails, he'll explain it to Obama who'll be like "We can change!" and Bill Bailey would show them that humans are a complex race and that even people who look like rodies and carnies can be amazingly intelligent and funny. And if all else fails, then ol Chuck knows what to do.
Cheers for the reference.TheEvilCheese said:
I'd send Patrick Stewart, he's dealt with this sort of thing before.
Peter Molyneux. Because if he can convince cynical gamers that the next Lionhead game will be a perfect jewel, then he can convince the aliens that we humans are utterly superior to them. Or at least we will be.
With Colbert. They'd have to work together.Dorian6 said:
OT: Im going to say Bobby Kotick. Because if negotiations break down, he's the first asshole to die.
That dog is a cold blooded warhound, not a pet!Jark212 said:Vladimir Putin...
If negotiations fail he'll just destroy the entire alien invasion fleet himself and his deadly attack dog:
OT: I think we should send some random civilian. Just to show the aliens that we humans truly have no idea what the hell we're doing.
Doctor who...LOOK IT UP, NOW!Gudrests said:
As for who i would send...how about a four man team consisting of: Sylvester Mccoy (Seventh Doctor), David Tennant (Tenth Doctor), Matt Smith (Eleventh Doctor) and Peter Davidson (Fifth Doctor). Whats the point of this? Well, we fool the race into thinking we have not one..BUT FOUR versions of the Doctor on our side to defend us from anything they throw our way. In other words, convince them the show was real and that taking down earth is a BAD idea.
