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rickardo

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Hey guys imagine for a minute that an alien race came to earth wanting to destroy us (for whatever reason) and we were given one chance to save it by chosing a spokesperson to convince them that we should live who would you choose?

I personally would vote for stephen fry.
 

Sinclair Solutions

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Seriously, Stephen Fry? I mean, they guy is funny and all, but this is a race of aliens trying to destroy us.

I'm going to choose Obama for this one. Guy has de chadisma.
 

FalloutJack

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Well shoot, if he's going to pick Stephen Fry, then I want [HEADING=1]BRIAN BLESSED![/HEADING]
 

Thaluikhain

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That would depend on the aliens, surely?

Like, if they thought goldfish happened to be cute, we should run to a petstore and find some to wave at them till they promised not to destroy our world.
 

Gahars

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Bruce Campbell.

Any invasion plans would be immediately abandoned the moment they set eyes, or whatever they have, on the human incarnation of badass-ness himself.
 

Jark212

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Vladimir Putin...

If negotiations fail he'll just destroy the entire alien invasion fleet himself and his deadly attack dog:

 

Free Thinker

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I will. I will take the aliens to the finest strip club, the finest bars, back to the finest strip club, and in their drunken stupor, make them sign a legally binding contract that says they can't exterminate us and their tech is now ours.
 

TheEvilCheese

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Naa, we'll be fine.
Due to a gross miscalculation of scale, the entire alien armada will be swallowed by a small dog.
 

GeoPB

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Christopher Lee.

Would you fuck with Christopher Lee?

No, of course you wouldn't.