Review some of your latest purchases in five words or less.

Conner42

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BabuNu said:
Tomb Raider: Voice Actress Hot, Naked Californication
:D :D :D :D :D :D

Thank you kind sir!

Oh dear, now I have to contribute. Hmmmmm....

I'll throw in some movies.

Pain and Gain: Surprisingly good from Michael Bay

Oblivion: Twists doesn't make movies smart.

42: Most inoffensive movie ever made!

Side Effects: Favorite movie of 2013

Spring Breakers: Unlike anything else, see it!

Okay, I'll throw in games now.

Tomb Raider: Fun game, messy character development.

Bioshock Infinite: Touching, fun, memorable, insightful, AWESOME!

Far Cry 3: A pretty standard game.

Assassin's Creed 3: Bad story with boring gameplay....

Err, I could go on about Assassin's Creed 3, 5 words doesn't do it justice....
 

DarkhoIlow

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Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon - Cheesy good nostalgia trippy fun.

Dead Island Riptide - Liked it, screw haters.

Bioshock Infinite - Surpassed it's predecessor, masterpiece.
 

Vlauer

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Monaco What's Yours is Mine: Awesome and worth the price.

Bioshock Infinite: Still playing, good so far.

Episodes of Liberty City: Luis rocks, Klebitz is mediocre.

Orcs Must Die 2: Great, impossible in single player.

Awesomenauts: Good for a short while.
 

JamesStone

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XCOM: Thank God, not a shooter
Bioshock Infinite: What the fuck ending?
Alien Versus Predator: Should have trusted Yathzee
 

holographicman

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Far Cry: disappointing, graphically, needs non-asshole protagonist.
Crysis 3: who wrote this damn story?
Ghost Recon Future Soldier: my gun is blue. wonderful.
 

Austin Howe

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Bioshock: Infinite - Racist game about racism. (Alternatively:) Vastly important, been done better.

Killing is Harmless: A Critical Reading of Spec Ops: The Line - Fucking read it you philistines.
 

spartandude

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Elder Scrolls V Skyrim Dragonborn- cheap attempt to be Morrowind

Mount and Blade Napoleonic wars - 95th rifles thats fucking awesome

Bioshock Infinite- really good but very overrated
 

Jimmy T. Malice

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Deus Ex: Clumsy shooting, great level design.

System Shock 2: Chilling and atmospheric.

Bioshock Infinite: Good story, too twist-dependent
 

BleedingPride

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DmC: Devil May Cry: Not bad, shut up already.

Bioshock Infinite: Highly intelligent, very fun game.

Slender the Arrival: Bought bleach for my pants.

Dishonored: Way too fucking short.

Injustice: Gods Among Us: Don't see what's so special.

L.A. Noire: Phelps, badge twelve, fourty-seven.
 

ZehMadScientist

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SMT: Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers: Atlus has some incredible writers.

Far Cry 3: lol Anti material rifle.

Bioshock Infinite: lol Comstock House my pants are brown.
 

The Artificially Prolonged

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XCOM Enemy Unknown: Just Great! They die now.
Poker Night 2: Must kill Claptrap.
Spec Ops The Line: Well that was pretty intense.
Primordia: Inventory puzzles and snarky robots.
Bioshock Infinte: Great game, annoying checkpoints.
 

Alien Mole

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BioShock Infinite: Want to keep playing. Crashes.

X-COM: Surprisingly flavourful. Great tactical combat.

Sleeping Dogs: Enjoyable mix of gameplay elements.