Riddle Me This

[stonethered]

If two wrongs don't make a right what dose?
second riddle

three wrongs.

If a man has four teeth, should he buy a new comb?

 

[crudus]

If two wrongs don't make a right what dose?
second riddle

three wrongs.

If a man has four teeth, should he buy a new comb?

Only if he has hair.

alternate answer: no, he should buy dentures.

 

[Ronnor56]

What man loves more than life
Fears more than death or mortal strife
What poor men have, the rich acquire
And all contented men desire
What misers spend and the wastrels save
And each man carries to his grave?

Nothing.

 

[Raptoricus]

*Snip*
Now for my own.
What is broken every time it's spoken?
[sub]Maybe that's not worded so well.[/sub]

Silence

 

[MySoxSmell]

If two wrongs don't make a right what dose?
second riddle

Three lefts?

Sweet Salamy you are right
YOU WIN A FRIEND

Now for my own.
What is broken every time it's spoken?
[sub]Maybe that's not worded so well.[/sub]

a better wording of it is

what is so fragile that its broken whenever its name is said

 

[KValentine]

Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?

 

[Raptoricus]

Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?

Err I may be being dumb here, but none, it's approaching a curve.

 

[Canadaftw]

There is a ship full of people, but there is not a single person on this ship, how is this possable.

Their inside the ship not on it.

 

[stonethered]

Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?

The aliens from signs

and the truck

respectively.

 

[Canadaftw]

Who holds the fish...?

Google that one. I had some fun solving that riddle.

Me because fish sticks are so damn tasty...

 

[Singularly Datarific]

What man loves more than life
Fears more than death or mortal strife
What poor men have, the rich acquire
And all contented men desire
What misers spend and the wastrels save
And each man carries to his grave?

Time?

No.

Alcohol.

 

[Ronnor56]

Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?

1. Fire?

2. Erm... the tomato?
'Cause then it has to ketchup...




I hate myself...

 

[Random Argument Man]

Want some riddles? Ask the Riddler! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp_9FEWgmFA

 

[Rooster893]

What runs but does not walk?
What has a bed but doesn't sleep?

 

[Metric Monkey]

*Snip*
Now for my own.
What is broken every time it's spoken?
[sub]Maybe that's not worded so well.[/sub]

Silence

Correct.

Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?

Fire.
The speed.

 

[Ronnor56]

What runs but does not walk?
What has a bed but doesn't sleep?

1. Water.

2. Paris Hilton.

 

[Code Monkey]

Shouldn't this be in forum games? Just sayin'.

Anywho's how about this one...

What goes up and down stairs without moving?

...The railing?

 

[Code Monkey]

What man loves more than life
Fears more than death or mortal strife
What poor men have, the rich acquire
And all contented men desire
What misers spend and the wastrels save
And each man carries to his grave?

Nothing?

 

[Lexodus]

Here's one:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is wut ru doing wit my daughter? U tell ur girl n she say my dad is ded. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

 

[crudus]

What runs but does not walk?
What has a bed but doesn't sleep?

a river.

What are tree mistake in this sentence?

Here's one:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is wut ru doing wit my daughter? U tell ur girl n she say my dad is ded. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

The mother. Or the queen bee.