Riddle Me This

Lambi

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What man loves more than life
Fears more than death or mortal strife
What poor men have, the rich acquire
And all contented men desire
What misers spend and the wastrels save
And each man carries to his grave?
 

RagnorakTres

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crudus said:
RagnorakTres said:
What is big at the bottom, little at the top and has ears?
Corn stalks
Incorrect. Though now I think about it, that might also be an answer.

lambi89 said:
What man loves more than life
Fears more than death or mortal strife
What poor men have, the rich acquire
And all contented men desire
What misers spend and the wastrels save
And each man carries to his grave?
Time?
 

Lambi

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RagnorakTres said:
lambi89 said:
What man loves more than life
Fears more than death or mortal strife
What poor men have, the rich acquire
And all contented men desire
What misers spend and the wastrels save
And each man carries to his grave?
Time?
No.
 

crudus

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stonethered said:
zombiejoe said:
If two wrongs don't make a right what dose?
second riddle
three wrongs.

If a man has four teeth, should he buy a new comb?
Only if he has hair.

alternate answer: no, he should buy dentures.
 

Ronnor56

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lambi89 said:
What man loves more than life
Fears more than death or mortal strife
What poor men have, the rich acquire
And all contented men desire
What misers spend and the wastrels save
And each man carries to his grave?
Nothing.
 

MySoxSmell

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Metric Monkey said:
zombiejoe said:
Metric Monkey said:
zombiejoe said:
If two wrongs don't make a right what dose?
second riddle
Three lefts?
Sweet Salamy you are right
YOU WIN A FRIEND
:D
Now for my own.
What is broken every time it's spoken?
[sub]Maybe that's not worded so well.[/sub]
a better wording of it is

what is so fragile that its broken whenever its name is said
 

KValentine

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Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?
 

Raptoricus

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KValentine said:
Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?
Err I may be being dumb here, but none, it's approaching a curve.
 

stonethered

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KValentine said:
Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?
The aliens from signs

and the truck

respectively.
 

Ronnor56

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KValentine said:
Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?
1. Fire?

2. Erm... the tomato?
'Cause then it has to ketchup...




I hate myself...
 

Metric Monkey

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Raptoricus said:
Metric Monkey said:
*Snip*
Now for my own.
What is broken every time it's spoken?
[sub]Maybe that's not worded so well.[/sub]
Silence :)
Correct.

KValentine said:
Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?
Fire.
The speed.