Riddle Me This

[brutus3933]

A lark may carry it, but the strongest man might not. Of what do I speak?

A tune?

 

[DeadlyYellow]

I forget what this is off of...
"The man who makes it, doesn't need it
The man who buys it, doesn't want it
The man who uses it, doesn't know it."

A Coffin.

Hmm. A few easy ones:
What gets wetter as it dries?

You are born with it, and will die with it. A rich man needs it. A poor man has it. What is it?

And of course, my favorites:
When is a door not a door?
When is a car not a car?

 

[halfeclipse]

I forget what this is off of...
"The man who makes it, doesn't need it
The man who buys it, doesn't want it
The man who uses it, doesn't know it."

That would be

Spoiler

A coffin

Edit:
Ninja'd D:

 

[Burst6]

Wrong, it's a baby. It crawls at first, but then if you cut off it's legs, it has two. Then, you give it a crutch and it hobbles on three.

Cookie for reference.

EDIT:Extreme logic fail typo gotten rid of.

Does he wear a green suit? Is he at arkham asylum?

Is my cookie approaching me?

 

[crudus]

the year will be the same... upside down.

very good.

On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?

 

[Kimarous]

A lark may carry it, but the strongest man might not. Of what do I speak?

A tune?

Yep. Guess you've played Dragon Age, then.

 

[Snowalker]

What has four legs in the morning,
Two in the afternoon,
and three in the evening?

A human, walks on four leggs at birth, two during its mid-life, and walks with a cane when it gets old.

 

[kannibus]

What runs but does not walk?
What has a bed but doesn't sleep?

1) Mascara (as in "Men are like Mascara. They run at the first sign of emotion.")
2) Flowers (as in "A bed of roses")

Here's mine:

What keeps working even after it gets broken?

 

[KValentine]

*Snip*
Now for my own.
What is broken every time it's spoken?
[sub]Maybe that's not worded so well.[/sub]

Silence

Correct.

Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?

Fire.
The speed.

Correct on both.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

the year will be the same... upside down.

very good.

On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?

one, because you met the jugglers and bear, but they werent going to the fair. only you were.

 

[Quad08]

"Rarely touched but often held, If you have wit you'll use me well."

For all you mages out there *wink*

riddle me this smoothieman! Where is there justice, yet no men to enforce law?

Spoiler

Antarctica.

Get it justice--just ice.

Shut up! I came up with it all on my own! It's the best I could do.



*cries in corner*

That was pretty good actually, made me laugh

 

[SultanP]

What has four legs in the morning,
Two in the afternoon,
and three in the evening?

A really weird goat!

 

[Shamgarr]

There is a locked room with three light bulbs inside, and three switches on the outside, each one connected to one bulb. There is no possible way to see inside the room. You are outside the room and can mess with the lights and go into the room. Once you go into the room you cannot leave, but you have to find out which light switch goes with which bulb. How do you go about doing this?

 

[Kufaz]

There is a ship full of people, but there is not a single person on this ship, how is this possable.

The ship is FULL which means that there is not one SINGLE person on the ship...So...no one is alone on the ship...they're together.

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

There is a ship full of people, but there is not a single person on this ship, how is this possable.

Easy they're all married

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

Now for my own.
What is broken every time it's spoken?
[sub]Maybe that's not worded so well.[/sub]

SILENCE

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

There is a ship full of people, but there is not a single person on this ship, how is this possable.

They are IN the ship


EDIT: There is a box with no lock or key, but golden treasure inside, what is it?

Eggsses eggsses my precious!!

 

[Juven Ignus]

I am soft, I am hard, I am all around,
treasures both black and gold are found
within my soul and on my crown.
I am home to all, from farmer to clown,
from bird to beast, and those who lie down.

What am I?

 

[CBB]

'Twas whispered in Heaven, 'twas muttered in Hell,
And echo caught faintly the sound as it fell;
On the confines of Earth, 'twas permitted to rest,
And in the depths of the ocean its presence confessed;
'Twill be found in the sphere when 'tis riven asunder,
Be seen in the lightning and heard in the thunder;
'Twas allotted to man with his earliest breath,
Attends him at birth and awaits him at death,
Presides o'er his happiness, honor and health,
Is the prop of his house and the end of his wealth.
In the heaps of the miser, 'tis hoarded with care,
But is sure to be lost on his prodigal heir;
It begins every hope, every wish it must bound;
With the husbandman toils, and with monarchs is crowned;
Without it the soldier and seaman may roam,
But woe to the wretch who expels it from home!
In the whispers of conscience its voice will be found,
Nor e'er in the whirlwind of passion be drowned;
'Twill soften the heart; but though deaf be the ear,
It will make him acutely and instantly hear.
Set in shade, let it rest like a delicate flower;
Ah! Breath on it softly, it dies in an hour.

I won't say the answer because I had to look it up-but I will say that this riddle is evil. Absolutely evil. I don't think it makes sense, but I *would* think that since I couldn't solve it...

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

If two wrongs don't make a right what dose?
second riddle

Three lefts?