Riddle Me This

[crudus]

I have one:
You are trapped in a room, you have no idea how you got in. There are no doors or windows, no lights or anything, but a table. How do you get out?

EDIT: sorry for double posting.

You could either stop imagining or walk through the doorway(you said no doors, doorways can still exist without doors).

p.s. If there is no light, how do we know there is a table there?

 

[albacca]

Warning: IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ!

I'm thinking of a word between Astronaut and Zebra.

What word am I thinking of?

Atmosphere

 

[Biosophilogical]

What is big at the bottom, little at the top and has ears?

I don't care what you think the answer is, the correct answer is a oddly shaped person.

OT: What is the answer to this question???

What's red and goes up and down???
NOTE: The answer is NOT a tomato in an elevator (or any piece of fruit for that matter)

 

[mugetsu37]

I have one:
You are trapped in a room, you have no idea how you got in. There are no doors or windows, no lights or anything, but a table. How do you get out?

EDIT: sorry for double posting.

Stand on the table and climb over the wall.

 

[crudus]

No and No you didn't. There is a single answer to this riddle and it is stupid. Your a thought process and you have to figure it out. There is only one answer and this is an old one. I got like 10 of these riddles lol.

Is "Dead Body in a Room" a movie or a book(or other type of media)? Or are you just using bad grammar (this being the internet I am not surprised). If the latter is correct then the link applies. If the former is true then the link applies because there is no real answer. In either case I am still right.

Its a Fish. Not cryptic. A fish jumped out of its bowl with the small Splash of water Leaving a Puddle Died due to being out of water. Body being a Mass. I got more like this. I did them in high school all the time. Supposed to help you think outside the box....but since this is the internet i guess i'm coming off as a Douche.

It isn't cryptic, it is ambiguous. I maintain that I was correct. Not to say that that is an incorrect answer it is just one of many answers because of how nonrestrictive the riddle is. "Dead" "body" and "room" did not need to be capitalized since we are talking about a fish and a nonspecific room. The riddle does not restrict us to a fish at all. So you can't say that your answer is to only one. There are scores of answers that satisfies the "riddle".

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

mugetsu37
You are WWWWWWRRRRRRROOOOOONNGGGGGGG! a room has a roof and the room is indestructible.

 

[no one really]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Roel0c4LRDI&feature=related

3:30 on this link is my answer to the "4/2/3 legs" riddle

 

[Scabadus]

More of a logic puzzle than a riddle. Actually it's just a logic puzzle, no riddle about it.

Three men have been going to a sauna for years. Alan always takes with him his reading glasses and a book, Dan always takes his Thermos of coffee and Greg always takes a Rubik Cube. One day the three men are alone in the sauna when there is a scream. The attendant turns off the heat and runs in; at first it is too steamy to see anything but as the mist clears Greg's body is found on the floor. He was brutally stabbed through the heart. CCTV footage proves the men were alone and that none left until the police arrived and searched them: no weapons were found. A thourgh search of the room failed to find the weapon either. The police look at the CCTV footage again: all three men were naked when they walked into the sauna; there was nowhere for them to hide a weapon. The weapon is not still inside Greg.

Is Alan or Dan the killer, how did they get the weapon into the sauna and what did they do with the weapon?

 

[pope_of_larry]

More of a logic puzzle than a riddle. Actually it's just a logic puzzle, no riddle about it.

Three men have been going to a sauna for years. Alan always takes with him his reading glasses and a book, Dan always takes his Thermos of coffee and Greg always takes a Rubik Cube. One day the three men are alone in the sauna when there is a scream. The attendant turns off the heat and runs in; at first it is too steamy to see anything but as the mist clears Greg's body is found on the floor. He was brutally stabbed through the heart. CCTV footage proves the men were alone and that none left until the police arrived and searched them: no weapons were found. A thourgh search of the room failed to find the weapon either. The police look at the CCTV footage again: all three men were naked when they walked into the sauna; there was nowhere for them to hide a weapon. The weapon is not still inside Greg.

Is Alan or Dan the killer, how did they get the weapon into the sauna and what did they do with the weapon?

Alan he used his glasses and he put them back on his face

 

[Scabadus]

More of a logic puzzle than a riddle. Actually it's just a logic puzzle, no riddle about it.

Three men have been going to a sauna for years. Alan always takes with him his reading glasses and a book, Dan always takes his Thermos of coffee and Greg always takes a Rubik Cube. One day the three men are alone in the sauna when there is a scream. The attendant turns off the heat and runs in; at first it is too steamy to see anything but as the mist clears Greg's body is found on the floor. He was brutally stabbed through the heart. CCTV footage proves the men were alone and that none left until the police arrived and searched them: no weapons were found. A thourgh search of the room failed to find the weapon either. The police look at the CCTV footage again: all three men were naked when they walked into the sauna; there was nowhere for them to hide a weapon. The weapon is not still inside Greg.

Is Alan or Dan the killer, how did they get the weapon into the sauna and what did they do with the weapon?

Alan he used his glasses and he put them back on his face

Wrong; the police would have seen the blood stains on the glasses.

 

[crudus]

More of a logic puzzle than a riddle. Actually it's just a logic puzzle, no riddle about it.

Three men have been going to a sauna for years. Alan always takes with him his reading glasses and a book, Dan always takes his Thermos of coffee and Greg always takes a Rubik Cube. One day the three men are alone in the sauna when there is a scream. The attendant turns off the heat and runs in; at first it is too steamy to see anything but as the mist clears Greg's body is found on the floor. He was brutally stabbed through the heart. CCTV footage proves the men were alone and that none left until the police arrived and searched them: no weapons were found. A thourgh search of the room failed to find the weapon either. The police look at the CCTV footage again: all three men were naked when they walked into the sauna; there was nowhere for them to hide a weapon. The weapon is not still inside Greg.

Is Alan or Dan the killer, how did they get the weapon into the sauna and what did they do with the weapon?

Alan he used his glasses and he put them back on his face

Wrong; the police would have seen the blood stains on the glasses.

Dan killed him by stabbing him with the knife in the thermos.

 

[Gyrefalcon]

(The riddle spoken by an Ogre: Thirty white horses upon a red hill, now they champ and now they stamp, and now they stand still. What are the horses and the hill?)

Teeth & Mouth.

Correct! Well done!

 

[Gyrefalcon]

What is big at the bottom, little at the top and has ears?

I don't care what you think the answer is, the correct answer is a oddly shaped person.

OT: What is the answer to this question???

What's red and goes up and down???
NOTE: The answer is NOT a tomato in an elevator (or any piece of fruit for that matter)

The line in a thermometer (old mercury type).

 

[Biosophilogical]

What is big at the bottom, little at the top and has ears?

I don't care what you think the answer is, the correct answer is a oddly shaped person.

OT: What is the answer to this question???

What's red and goes up and down???
NOTE: The answer is NOT a tomato in an elevator (or any piece of fruit for that matter)

The line in a thermometer (old mercury type).

Correct!!!

I have one:
You are trapped in a room, you have no idea how you got in. There are no doors or windows, no lights or anything, but a table. How do you get out?

EDIT: sorry for double posting.

Is this that retarded one??? Where you bang your knee on the table to get a 'sore', you use your 'saw(homophone of sore)' to cut the table in half, two halves make one 'whole', you crawl through the 'hole(homophone of whole)' to get out.

 

[crudus]

mugetsu37
You are WWWWWWRRRRRRROOOOOONNGGGGGGG! a room has a roof and the room is indestructible.

Fine, walk out the doorway. Better yet, have your reinforcements surround the enemy that built this wall around you in the first place(cookie for reference).

p.s. you don't have to be obnoxious when we get it wrong. People tend to look down on that.

 

[Scabadus]

More of a logic puzzle than a riddle. Actually it's just a logic puzzle, no riddle about it.

Three men have been going to a sauna for years. Alan always takes with him his reading glasses and a book, Dan always takes his Thermos of coffee and Greg always takes a Rubik Cube. One day the three men are alone in the sauna when there is a scream. The attendant turns off the heat and runs in; at first it is too steamy to see anything but as the mist clears Greg's body is found on the floor. He was brutally stabbed through the heart. CCTV footage proves the men were alone and that none left until the police arrived and searched them: no weapons were found. A thourgh search of the room failed to find the weapon either. The police look at the CCTV footage again: all three men were naked when they walked into the sauna; there was nowhere for them to hide a weapon. The weapon is not still inside Greg.

Is Alan or Dan the killer, how did they get the weapon into the sauna and what did they do with the weapon?

Alan he used his glasses and he put them back on his face

Wrong; the police would have seen the blood stains on the glasses.

Dan killed him by stabbing him with the knife in the thermos.

Wrong; the police searched both men (including Alan's book and Dan's thermos, sorry I didn't mention them speifically) and the area. No weapon was to be found.

 

[ToMegaTherion]

What is your quest?

To find the Holy Grail?

A cookie for you!

 

[crudus]

Wrong; the police searched both men (including Alan's book and Dan's thermos, sorry I didn't mention them speifically) and the area. No weapon was to be found.

Son of a *****. I was on the right track but I chose the wrong weapon. Dan kept an icicle in his thermos(keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!) and used that to stab Greg. It then melted in the hot sauna.

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

crudus
You are also wrong there are no doors, there are no windows, the room is indestructible, and there are no forces with or against you. You just know that you don't know how you got in and that you have a table and it is not a dream.

 

[b4k4]

EDIT: Goddammit, forgot to check the page that was on.

So I'll replace my failure with an agonizingly easy riddle.

I am white, I am round, but I'm not always around.