Riddle Thread.

[Valeriannnn]

Here's a few.


What side of a pitcher is the handle on?

The outside.

 

[Rhaff]

What happens when an unstopable force meets an immovable object?

Both things cannot exist as they contradict each other.

snip

I always figured the unstoppable force would just bounce off

Same here. Saying that a force is unstoppable, does not necessarily mean that it cant change direction.

God is omniscient, therefore he knows everything. God is omnipresent, therefore he is everywhere. God is omnipotent, therefore he can do anything. Can god create an object, the he cannot lift or move?

 

[Judgement101]

Here's a few.

What gets bigger the more you take away from it?

What side of a pitcher is the handle on?

In a room is a murdered man surrounded by 53 bicycles. Why was he murdered?

1 - a hole

2 - do pitchers even have handles?

3 - for stealing everyone's bike? yeah, that wasn't serious.

1- Yes

2- They Do

3- Not quite.

In a room is a murdered man surrounded by 53 bicycles. Why was he murdered?

He cheated at poker?

And how did you come to that conclusion?

Bicycle is a brand of playing cards and standard decks have 52 cards in them.

Damn, I would have gotten that if I had been online at the time -_- oh well, good riddle though!

 

[StellarViking]

Here's a few.


What side of a pitcher is the handle on?

The outside.

Yep!

Here's a few.

What gets bigger the more you take away from it?

What side of a pitcher is the handle on?

In a room is a murdered man surrounded by 53 bicycles. Why was he murdered?

1 - a hole

2 - do pitchers even have handles?

3 - for stealing everyone's bike? yeah, that wasn't serious.

1- Yes

2- They Do

3- Not quite.

In a room is a murdered man surrounded by 53 bicycles. Why was he murdered?

He cheated at poker?

And how did you come to that conclusion?

Bicycle is a brand of playing cards and standard decks have 52 cards in them.

Yep.


Another set-

1. Speak its name and it is gone.

2. He who makes it doesn't need it, He who buys it doesn't use it, He who uses it doesn't know.

3. You've had this your whole life. You never use it, but everyone else does.

 

[MysticToast]

Epic snip

Damn, I would have gotten that if I had been online at the time -_- oh well, good riddle though!

I've actually never heard it before and I thought it was pretty good too

 

[Stix700]

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint...what? Don't all paints smell the same?

Correct. I'll also accept the "Sunburned penguin covered in blue paint" answer from the first page as well.

 

[Popadoo]

What's green and goes up and down?
...
Ok, it's a frog in an elevator, this wasn't serious.

 

[xdom125x]

What happens when an unstopable force meets an immovable object?

Both things cannot exist as they contradict each other.

snip

I always figured the unstoppable force would just bounce off

I always figured the same. With the addition of "without losing any momentum".

In a room is a murdered man surrounded by 53 bicycles. Why was he murdered?

He cheated at poker?

And how did you come to that conclusion?

I can answer that for him. Bicycle is a brand of playing cards.
Edit: ninja'd on the second.

 

[kane.malakos]

Another set-

1. Speak its name and it is gone.

2. He who makes it doesn't need it, He who buys it doesn't use it, He who uses it doesn't know.

3. You've had this your whole life. You never use it, but everyone else does.

Number 2 is a coffin.

 

[c_westerman13]

Another set-

1. Speak its name and it is gone.

2. He who makes it doesn't need it, He who buys it doesn't use it, He who uses it doesn't know.

3. You've had this your whole life. You never use it, but everyone else does.

1 - silence
2 - a coffin
3 - first thought, name, though thats obviously wrong...

 

[Stix700]

Another set-

1. Speak its name and it is gone.

2. He who makes it doesn't need it, He who buys it doesn't use it, He who uses it doesn't know.

3. You've had this your whole life. You never use it, but everyone else does.

Edit. Ninja'd.

 

[Thespian]

What happens when an unstopable force meets an immovable object?

Ima make a quote here and say "They Surrender."

Cookie if you get it.

Another set-

1. Speak its name and it is gone.

2. He who makes it doesn't need it, He who buys it doesn't use it, He who uses it doesn't know.

3. You've had this your whole life. You never use it, but everyone else does.

Would I be right in saying that someone plays a little KOTOR?

1. Silence.

2. His coffin.

3. Your name.

 

[c_westerman13]

What happens when an unstopable force meets an immovable object?

Ima make a quote here and say "They Surrender."

Cookie if you get it.

not a clue, but its only valid if they're both french... 0.o

 

[Zechnophobe]

Another set-

1. Speak its name and it is gone.

2. He who makes it doesn't need it, He who buys it doesn't use it, He who uses it doesn't know.

3. You've had this your whole life. You never use it, but everyone else does.

1. Silence
2. Nothing
3. Your name

 

[Thespian]

not a clue, but its only valid if they're both french... 0.o

Hint: It's from a comic. And that wasn't nice. My uncle died from insensitive verbal attacks on the french, you know.

 

[Zechnophobe]

What is Hitler's favorite Game?

Spoiler: Answer is a Joke more than a riddle

Mein Craft

 

[c_westerman13]

not a clue, but its only valid if they're both french... 0.o

Hint: It's from a comic. And that wasn't nice. My uncle died from insensitive verbal attacks on the french, you know.

whats the point in making jokes about something that isn't at least slightly contreversial?

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

What happens when an unstopable force meets an immovable object?

Both things cannot exist as they contradict each other.

Not necessarily. Unstoppable does not mean you can't redirect it.

 

[c_westerman13]

What is Hitler's favorite Game?

Spoiler: Answer is a Joke more than a riddle

Mein Craft

i have no valid reply to this, so:

Spoiler: SPOILER, blatantly 0.o

the game

 

[Thespian]

not a clue, but its only valid if they're both french... 0.o

Hint: It's from a comic. And that wasn't nice. My uncle died from insensitive verbal attacks on the french, you know.

whats the point in making jokes about something that isn't at least slightly contreversial?

The point is that making those types of jokes don't lead you off on a wildly off-topic tangent in the middle of a thread.