Ride Out the Apocalypse in the World's First Zombie-Proof House

[Maclennan]

Nope, This is [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-zombie-fortress]!

And £5 says it works better than that technological failure
Why? It has glass. Never hide in a building that has glass in a zombie apocalypse. Let alone a building with a glass outer wall!

Edit: I don't care if it folds up into a little concrete box, if you are caught with your pants down then your doomed.

who says its regular glass, tempered glass layered with lexan would hold back the hordes until your fortress is sealed up. while your zombie fortress relies on zombies not having the ability to climb a ladder or climb the millions of dead zombies around the base to climb in the open windows.

Science FTW

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Sigh. I'll admit the house is awesome but, are we so sad that we see a house that's built to just be generally safe and go 'LOL its zombie proof!!'...

 

[Bobbity]

Damn. The day I become an eccentric billionaire, I must have one of these.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

This is just a damn cool house on its own, zombieproof or not!

I'm not convinced. How do they KNOW it's Zombie proof? Eh? Have they tested it?

And thus the Apocalypse began when researchers created zombies to test whether their zombie-proof design was effective in case a zombie apocalypse did in fact occur.

LMAO!!! Well played!


@Captcha: "hisitis relations"?! I don't know what a hisitis is, but I don't want to know what kind of relations it has!

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Why are you people so obsessed with zombies? I don't get it.

This house can't protect you from shit except slow walking corpses, and that ain't a very real threat now is it? Waste of money.

 

[beema]

Not sure how they can claim it zombie-proof without any zombies to test it against.
Unless they have zombies in Poland...
Okay, yeah they probably do.

I really don't think any house is zombie-proof though. Your greatest enemy is always going to be human-error (or human desperation-generated-insanity).

 

[laserpants]

I think it would make more sense if the owner of that house blow his money on a super high-tec underground bunker instead.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

Good house, needs a nice underground lair attached. And the top entrance a few layers of entry. Perhaps a few interior submarine doors. Humans the ingenious creatures, will eventually find a way in, but three doors only openable from the inside or via explosives, moar win.

Another problem, any small holes for oxygen? What if you get smoked out? Behold, the world's most secure death-trap box-house.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I think I'll stick with my plan of a shipping container house.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

This looks hard-core on the outside, but nice on the inside, ITS PERFECT. All we need is an armory, garage with awesome cars (both muscle and foreign), and an EVA unit under it so when the zombie hordes come we can whoop some serious ass.

 

[kebab4you]

I´ll be spending a day on this in Minecraft.

Dude, this would be the perfect project to do with pistons.

 

[dkyros]

lol this thread is awesome incarnate. I need two of these please. One for NY and one for my secrete refuge location.

 

[fanklok]

I sure hope they put in manual powerless releases for all the shutters, hit a button and they all go crashing down most likely damaging the patio.

 

[lead sharp]

What do the Polish know that we don't...

 

[Exocet]

If a zombie apocalypse breaks out,and I had invested a large sum of money to build a safehouse,I skip the trouble of designing a house and just buy a lighthouse off the coast of Britanny.
Unless zombies can swim several miles out at sea with 3 meter high waves on a calm day,and 20 meters during a storm,survive being thrown on the rocky foundations of the lighthouse,then bust open a solid steel door,I'm would be pretty safe.
I wouldn't have a pool though,so advantage house entertainement-wise.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Very cool design.
But not zombie proof, we all know someone will leave one of those doors open and doom us all, that's just how a good movie works

 

[Nieroshai]

THAT IS AWESOME!
Only problems are the lack of multi-subfloor basement, autoturrets on the roof, and having the glass on the 2nd floor instead of the first. Also, a TON of solar panels and backup generators.

 

[Nieroshai]

If a zombie apocalypse breaks out,and I had invested a large sum of money to build a safehouse,I skip the trouble of designing a house and just buy a lighthouse off the coast of Britanny.
Unless zombies can swim several miles out at sea with 3 meter high waves on a calm day,and 20 meters during a storm,survive being thrown on the rocky foundations of the lighthouse,then bust open a solid steel door,I'm would be pretty safe.
I wouldn't have a pool though,so advantage house entertainement-wise.

Several recently infected will have already arrived by plane before the lockdown. It's a disease that spreads.

 

[Nieroshai]

Why are you people so obsessed with zombies? I don't get it.

This house can't protect you from shit except slow walking corpses, and that ain't a very real threat now is it? Waste of money.

Try getting in with a gun or baseball bat. Feet of concrete, mind you, tends to be resistant to small arms fire.

 

[Con Carne]

I had no idea IKEA makes bomb shelters. lol
Looks pretty sweet nonetheless.