Ride Out the Apocalypse in the World's First Zombie-Proof House

RatRace123

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DO WANT, if not for the zombie horde then for the sheer fact that it looks really damn cool.
 

Skeleon

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You know, usually I'd say this is funny and awesome, but this is a real house that some paranoid nutter will buy. In reality, it's more sad than funny or awesome.
 

Twilight_guy

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Actually what are the practical real world applications of that house? Do they expect riot in the street or something? Who designed and ordered that house. This has to be the most paranoid guy in the entire country.
 

Elf Defiler Korgan

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To be protected against the zombie apocalypse, you need to go up, down, or fold into a concrete box. This is now doctrine, amend your books.

I'd more trust the Japanese "Anti-Zombie fortress", however a missile silo (with the top closed and hatches shut of course) would also be pretty good if there was plenty of space underground (e.g. something like how Division is presented in Nikita).
 

FalloutJack

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PROBLEM!

There was a bit in World War Z about this. Great freakin' compound guaranteed to be defensible against zombies with on-the-spot mercs with guns. The issue? PEOPLE. If it's not poeple-proof, and especially desperate-people-who-might-wreck-stuff-in-the-process-proof, it's not zombie-proof.
 

Grabbin Keelz

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I'm sure I'm not the first to say this, but glass. Glass isn't the best anti-zombie material and most of this house is made of it. Nice view of the zombies though.
 

Cryo84R

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Grabbin Keelz said:
I'm sure I'm not the first to say this, but glass. Glass isn't the best anti-zombie material and most of this house is made of it. Nice view of the zombies though.
You will be happy to know that you aren't the first person to not read the article before posting.
 

Eri

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The biggest problem I see for this is food and energy. One, you'd have to constantly keep several years worth of food and water on hand, and constantly replace some yearly so it all doesn't go bad. That would cost a shit ton. And the energy requirements? Geez, I can't even imagine how much it would suck to lose complete power and the entire place would just be closed.
 

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Cipher1 said:
But can it stop creepers......


When I 1st read zombie proof house I was expecting a dimly lit bunker in a ground but this place looks like it might actually be a nice place to live
Until the power goes out and you bake inside of it...

or the raiders come and take your flimsy drawbridge apart...


There's too many design flaws in this house to good enough for a zombie apocalypse. If you want zombie proof, you go Vault-Tec.
 

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Judgement101 said:
I will never understand the people on this website's complete love of zombies. It seems like anything zombie related makes a massive impact.
This isn't just an escapist thing, this is an Internet/nerd thing. Period. Maybe because it gives all survivors carte-blanch to kill things with guns. Slow moving things, that don't shoot back, yet still involve considerable danger and risk. Yay, you shot a monster's head off. Way to go, hero!

I believe Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation wrote a pretty good article on this. Hmmm, Ah! Here we go. He explains it far better than I ever could.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/8387-Extra-Punctuation-Why-We-Love-Zombies


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FalloutJack said:
PROBLEM!

There was a bit in World War Z about this. Great freakin' compound guaranteed to be defensible against zombies with on-the-spot mercs with guns. The issue? PEOPLE. If it's not poeple-proof, and especially desperate-people-who-might-wreck-stuff-in-the-process-proof, it's not zombie-proof.
Falloutjack has a point. Anyone ever watch a good zombie movie? There always comes a point where the survivors have a perfect, or near perfect safehouse, then the dumbass of the group wrecks it in less than five minutes and lets the zombies in because he thinks he should be in charge. People are as much of a threat to your safe-house as zombies. Fortunately, this was advertised as a "Zombie-proof house". Not an "idiot-proof house"
 

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spectrenihlus said:
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Daemascus said:
Be great for tornados too I bet.
And with the way the weather has been going lately in this country this house would've been a godsend.
I still think a house that can be lowered into the ground would be the best idea for a tornado, and for zombies.
Even better, one that uses decellerating energy fields to raise itself off the ground would be better for zombies, and if you could find a way to disperse the landing force throughout the entire length of the impact structure it would work for tornados too (because if instead of applying a flying house worth of force to a roof, you apply it equally to an entire section of land and the earth beneath it, it shouldn't collapse the structure, nor would it bury an undamaged structure 10 feet underground, though in theory, it would collapse structurally weak things (like a tin roof, or rotting zombie flesh, meaning it also works for zombie tornadoes).

EDIT: Give me a pitfall that leads to an incinerator just inside the garage door and the only structural weakness becomes a heat and power supply as well as a zombie trap (because the best defense is burning zombies for fuel).
 

Chaza

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But what if the people inside the house are infected?

Only when you solve that problem, and only then, can you call that house Zombie proof.
 

Mister Benoit

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Tempest13 said:
If I become rich...this is it right here
Absolutely, it looks like an incredibly zen place, lots of place to move around and very little clutter.

I was kind of confused by the first pictures, but then they started to show it transforming and I must say it's a pretty damn spanking place. If they have a sick underground they're set for a fair while in style.
 

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Looks like something I made in Minecraft minus the furniture and including lots of liquid hot magma.