Guilty as chargedalmightywabbit said:Enough to have a robot prostitute shaped like a toaster in your room?..Jaythulhu said:I... uhm... err... really like toast?
You're a sick man.
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story.php?id=857378Julianking93 said:...its name is Andy?
I got no beef with them making more realistic sex toys (all the closer to Futurama and AI) but when I first saw that, I thought it was a gay sex toy.
I mean come on! Andy? I know its unisex in most countries but where I live, its mostly a male name.
But obviously "Andy" was the best name they could come up with that closely resembled the word "android".Today, my Geometry teacher was teaching about midpoints, altitudes, and perpendicular bisectors. He drew a few points, and said, as he labeled them, "Let's call this point Jeff, and this one Rex, and this one Tim." Then a girl near the back of the classroom called out, "Why are they all boys? That's so sexist." Without missing a beat, my teacher replied, "Tim's a girl. Now who's sexist?" MLIA.
Sonicron said:One step closer to Futurama...
You. Freaking. NINJAS. Okay, time for my own joke.SteveBurger said:I can't wait until they're downloadable! I want my Lucy Liu-bot!
You know you love it, sugar-engine. xDlwm3398 said:Sonicron said:One step closer to Futurama...You. Freaking. NINJAS.SteveBurger said:I can't wait until they're downloadable! I want my Lucy Liu-bot!
You're so cold, Miss Robot...Sonicron said:You know you love it, sugar-engine. xD
Say, Wendy, your chassis looks a little stuffed. Mind if I polish it a bit?lwm3398 said:You're so cold, Miss Robot...Sonicron said:You know you love it, sugar-engine. xD
Let me... Warm you up...
The porn... It glows... Wow, what a reflective surface!Sonicron said:Say, Wendy, your chassis looks a little stuffed. Mind if I polish it a bit?
STOP!lwm3398 said:The porn... It glows... Wow, what a reflective surface!Sonicron said:Say, Wendy, your chassis looks a little stuffed. Mind if I polish it a bit?
You'd never make it in the Iron Hands chapter.Sonicron said:STOP!
No more, my friend. I yield. Cannot... stomach thoughts of... getting it on... with robots... x_x
First off, our honored brothers of the Iron Hands chapter are going to have your blasphemous arse for implying they'd have congress with vile synthoids.Jaythulhu said:You'd never make it in the Iron Hands chapter.Sonicron said:STOP!
No more, my friend. I yield. Cannot... stomach thoughts of... getting it on... with robots... x_x
HAH! A robo-porn joke AND a 40k joke in one