...Robot hooker's-what's the world coming to

Jaythulhu

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almightywabbit said:
Jaythulhu said:
I... uhm... err... really like toast?
Enough to have a robot prostitute shaped like a toaster in your room?..

You're a sick man.
Guilty as charged :D

For a bit more evidence against my mental health, when I read the name of the 'bot, my first thought was "Wow, if you take it to the beach, it becomes Sandy Hatch!"
 

Julianking93

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...its name is Andy?

I got no beef with them making more realistic sex toys (all the closer to Futurama and AI) but when I first saw that, I thought it was a gay sex toy.

I mean come on! Andy? I know its unisex in most countries but where I live, its mostly a male name.
 

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...its name is Andy?

I got no beef with them making more realistic sex toys (all the closer to Futurama and AI) but when I first saw that, I thought it was a gay sex toy.

I mean come on! Andy? I know its unisex in most countries but where I live, its mostly a male name.
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story.php?id=857378

Today, my Geometry teacher was teaching about midpoints, altitudes, and perpendicular bisectors. He drew a few points, and said, as he labeled them, "Let's call this point Jeff, and this one Rex, and this one Tim." Then a girl near the back of the classroom called out, "Why are they all boys? That's so sexist." Without missing a beat, my teacher replied, "Tim's a girl. Now who's sexist?" MLIA.
But obviously "Andy" was the best name they could come up with that closely resembled the word "android".
 

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Sonicron said:
One step closer to Futurama...
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I can't wait until they're downloadable! I want my Lucy Liu-bot!
You. Freaking. NINJAS. Okay, time for my own joke.

Kidnapster, now just around the corner!
 

SadakoMoose

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I foresee the sex gynoid industry will start like Dell computers, in a college dorm by internet or mail order.
Then, once various market precedents have been established, mass production will begin.
 

Sonicron

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lwm3398 said:
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Say, Wendy, your chassis looks a little stuffed. Mind if I polish it a bit?
The porn... It glows... Wow, what a reflective surface!
STOP!

No more, my friend. I yield. Cannot... stomach thoughts of... getting it on... with robots... x_x
 

Jaythulhu

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Sonicron said:
STOP!

No more, my friend. I yield. Cannot... stomach thoughts of... getting it on... with robots... x_x
You'd never make it in the Iron Hands chapter.

HAH! A robo-porn joke AND a 40k joke in one :D

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Back on topic, How long before they start complaining though? I can't imagine any reason I'd want a soulless machine yelling "404: Device Not Found" at me when I could have an actual woman crush my soul instead.

It'd be like my hdd's *must resist urge to make bad hard drive jokes* suddenly flaming me for my large collection of dodgey 80s and 90s dance mp3s, when admitting to such a collection will draw me enough flak from real people.
 

Sonicron

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Jaythulhu said:
Sonicron said:
STOP!

No more, my friend. I yield. Cannot... stomach thoughts of... getting it on... with robots... x_x
You'd never make it in the Iron Hands chapter.

HAH! A robo-porn joke AND a 40k joke in one :D
First off, our honored brothers of the Iron Hands chapter are going to have your blasphemous arse for implying they'd have congress with vile synthoids.
Second, why would I want to while away my days on Medusa if I can spend what time there is between battles in the Fang's feasting hall?

Still, nice job on the 2-in-1 joke. :p