Yahtzee Croshaw said:
As I have mentioned before in this column I avoid online multiplayer because my brain still works.
Just as a nitpick, there's a big difference in "online multiplayer with random prepubescent apespawn" and "online multiplayer with respectable human beings". The former would match with the malfunctioning brain theory, but the latter, not so much.
While Yahtzee
generally reviews games from the single-player view, he has made comments about playing games with people before (Guitar Hero/Rock Band, a couple Wii games), which makes me think he's not
totally averse to playing with other people.
I wonder what might be his opinion on something like ODST*, where random matchmaking is not even available and online multiplayer
must be assembled from people you actively invite in (which, one would hope, fall into the "respectable human beings" category).
*Note that I said something
like ODST -- that game itself might not be the best example, considering the "Halo" name seems to prejudice him (and a not-insignificant number of commenters around here, I've noticed) with automatic hate, and that particular game doesn't seem to resonate with people who don't already like "Halo" in general.
For that matter, I wonder what his reviews might be like if he included the multiplayer side of things in general, even if he limited those reviews to just sessions played in private matches.