Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted......DUCK! *Throws a duck at your head*

I wish it didn't hurt.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It died to quickly to feel any pain.

I wish for a strikeout gag. You know where someone crosses out what they really want to say

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. Canada is shit wonderful at Rugby.

I wish to be a protagonist in Killer7.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but there is no way of respawning and you have been transported to Demon's Souls.

I wish for less work for more pay.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you don't have to ever work again and you get lots of money for it, but first you have to eat this apple....heh ha ha ha hhhhaaaa muwhahahahahaha!

I wish for lunch.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. Enjoy your great grandaddy's bones.

I wish for fingernails.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted here's a whole jar of them.

I wish for more beer.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Enjoy your keg of Budweiser.

I wish for a car.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted it might need a engine though.....and tyres.

I wish for the energy to stay up longer.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. you must remain sleepless forever! O.O

I wish for space cookies.

 

[The Thinker]

Granted, but then the Space Core yells "SPACE!" at you for as long as the cookies are in your possession.

I wish that my interpretation of my teacup-based existence will always be the correct one.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. It failed... >.> <.<

I wish for cider! :3

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, there's now a small puddle of cider on the ground in front of you. :3

I wish for a hug.

 

[The Thinker]

Granted. By a bear.

I wish pyramid head grape (or another) would un-nonexist me.

 

[klaynexas3]

granted, but he kills you after noticing you exist

i wish i knew what the thinker was thinking about

 

[J4D3N]

Granted, but the thing the thinker was thinking about was so horrific it scars you for life.

I wish for a minute to pass

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, it is a minute full of people stabbing you.

I wish for chocolate.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted, it gains sentiance and kills you in revenge for eating its friends.

I wish for bitches.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Every person in your life is a complete *****, nagging you until the day you die.

I wish for something decent to be on tv right now.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted, it gets canceled after the third episode.

I wish for an ice cream.