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Robert632

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May 11, 2009
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Granted. It died to quickly to feel any pain.

I wish for a strikeout gag. You know where someone crosses out what they really want to say
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

Better Red than Dead
Aug 5, 2009
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Granted but there is no way of respawning and you have been transported to Demon's Souls.

I wish for less work for more pay.
 

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
Apr 17, 2009
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Granted you don't have to ever work again and you get lots of money for it, but first you have to eat this apple....heh ha ha ha hhhhaaaa muwhahahahahaha!

I wish for lunch.
 

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
Apr 17, 2009
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Granted it might need a engine though.....and tyres.

I wish for the energy to stay up longer.
 

The Thinker

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Jan 22, 2011
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Granted, but then the Space Core yells "SPACE!" at you for as long as the cookies are in your possession.

I wish that my interpretation of my teacup-based existence will always be the correct one.
 

klaynexas3

My shoes hurt
Dec 30, 2009
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granted, but he kills you after noticing you exist

i wish i knew what the thinker was thinking about
 

J4D3N

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Jun 6, 2010
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Granted, but the thing the thinker was thinking about was so horrific it scars you for life.

I wish for a minute to pass
 

Robert632

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May 11, 2009
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Granted. Every person in your life is a complete *****, nagging you until the day you die.

I wish for something decent to be on tv right now.