Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.
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Granted but it's has a mind of it's own and is always trying to hurt you in someway.
I wish the Pokemon Manga was made into an anime and it follows the manga storyline perfectly and is just as dark.
I wish the Pokemon Manga was made into an anime and it follows the manga storyline perfectly and is just as dark.
Granted but all clocks are broken so you can never get paid.
I wish i wasnt allergic to bread(it sucks)
I wish i wasnt allergic to bread(it sucks)
Granted, they devise a perfect system to cheat at online betting. The mafia gets wind of it, strongarms you out of control, and pin the whole operation on you. Then, using police contacts, you are made suspect number one and are declared guilty without doubt. You then live the rest of your life hunted by the mafia and the police.
I wish for a disgusting peice of lard to eat.
I wish for a disgusting peice of lard to eat.
Granted. You get caught on video and, naturally, it's up on youtube in a few minutes and goes viral.
But it never dies down.
It becomes the only thing people know you for. Any achievements you make are overshadowed by this one thing.. No one is willing to be your significant other because of this video. You eventually drift apart from everyone as they just keep reminding you of that horrible mistake. You live as a hermit, never speaking to anyone, gathering your food from a small garden you maintain. Even this small bit of necessity is used to mock you, as teenagers, being dicks, sneak in and spread rancid old lard all over it.
Finally, when you are dead and buried, all your grave stone reads is;
"Here lies that guy who ate lard on the internet."
No dates. No name. Just that one video that ruined your life.
I wish I had more time to flesh out that above wish ruining.
But it never dies down.
It becomes the only thing people know you for. Any achievements you make are overshadowed by this one thing.. No one is willing to be your significant other because of this video. You eventually drift apart from everyone as they just keep reminding you of that horrible mistake. You live as a hermit, never speaking to anyone, gathering your food from a small garden you maintain. Even this small bit of necessity is used to mock you, as teenagers, being dicks, sneak in and spread rancid old lard all over it.
Finally, when you are dead and buried, all your grave stone reads is;
"Here lies that guy who ate lard on the internet."
No dates. No name. Just that one video that ruined your life.
I wish I had more time to flesh out that above wish ruining.
Granted, everyone forgets about it and starts to frankly insult you about your planning of posts. You begin to lose all confidence and leave the escapist because of it.
I wish I had the ability to make other people instantly soil themselves at my whim.
I wish I had the ability to make other people instantly soil themselves at my whim.
