Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[JezebelinHell]

Granted, but you can never land.

I wish my homework was finished for the week.

 

[Impluse_101]

It's your mother's urine. That doesn't get me probed right?

I wish for some company at night which will comfort me. No Slendermans, I'm home alone!

Granted! And it is Slenderman *Bleep*er!

MY STACHE GIVES ME STRENGTH!

Edit for OT: Granted, but the homework becomes twice as hard the next week

I wish I had a wish.

 

[Nouw]

I ruin your wish by giving you 2 wishes.

I wish for 1 wish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but your wish has been predetermined as a wish for no more Halo RP.

I wish for a less granted wish.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted. Now you can't wish for anything.

I wish Dr. susse would stop farting music at me.

 

[Someperson307]

Granted. Now he burps it at you.

I wish for a book to read by candlelight.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Granted, but the book combusts near the candle.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[T-Bone24]

Granted, but you can't wish for that.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

 

[havass]

Granted, but after you learnt it a disease killed every single pianist in the world.

I wish my wish was granted.

 

[Impluse_101]

Granted but you cant make a wish like that

I wish this robot didnt have to die... or any of the humans.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but now YOU have to die.

I wish I had a pet that looked like Impulse's avatar.

 

[Impluse_101]

Granted, but that pet is me, and I have to die.

I wish I didnt have two wishes.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, now you have infinite wishes but you can't make up your mind what to wish for.

I wish I had a pet that looked like impulse's avatar and that he didn't die.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, but it can only eat your flesh because its allergic to every other type of food.

I wish that Doc would suffer!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but you get to suffer with me!

I wish IDK would stop trying to eat me cat and leave me alone.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, but once again, I go cannibal on your ass.

I wish that Doc wasn't an angry time-lord!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but I wasn't to begin with. I just have great survival instincts. You've wasted a wish.

And... your corruption doesn't work because I specifically said "leave me alone" at the end.

I wish I had more Mountain Dew.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's the caffeine free kind..

I wish I had a mountain scene too look at..

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but the mountain is actually an active volcano.

I wish for a subway sandwich.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Granted, but its health effects are ten times worse.

I wish I knew what time it was.