Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Eumersian]

Granted. Your rowboat has excellent manners.

I wish for a happy Thanksgiving!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted. Nana just had some LSD, she's happy though.

I wish for something to do.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted,

A bunch of killer ninjas then show up.

I wish to do stuff LIKE A BOSS.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you're going to be sued LIKE A BOSS for employee abuse.

I wish for more time.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, you waste it.

I wish for a higher post count.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted. You start posting 10000 new posts every day, meaning you can't do other things anymore, so you die.

I wish for a kitten.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, After I use it for a Schrodinger's Cat test

I wish for the damn RP thread's I'm on to fucking update so I wouldn't have to post on forum games -_-'

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. You get hit by a meteor and die, no hard feelings just astronomy!

I wish for a hug for forgiveness! :3

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, you are hugged by a porcupine.

I wish for a new MP3 player.

 

[Mau95]

Granted, it becomes a giant robot that starts breaking your stuff.

I wish for Belgium to finally get a government so people will shut up about it.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The government is a dictatorship run by a crazy guy who declares war on the entire world and his main weapon of war is people being launched from catapults.

I wish ISU's didn't suck so hard.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, I don't know what that is so you get attacked by a monkey.

I wish for a broken .44 magnum.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. someone breaks a .44 magnum into your face, leaving you horribly disfigured and in constant pain.

I wish the previous poster knew that ISU stood for Independent study unit, and that they are just an excuse for teachers to give us a missive project worth about 20% of our final grade. There is also an exam that ends up being around 30% as well, so that means that 1/2 my grade is spent on 2 projects.

Why yes, I do want to vent.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but they caused the problem because they though it was funny.


I wish life was on Easy mode.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

granted, you fail at it anyways

I wish for Moar Gakka!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but the Gakka is interrupted by mountains of dakka.

I wish to know all the references!

 

[Crazy]

Granted, but knowing too much causes your head to explode.

I wish I made a wish.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. That was a bit of a waste though.

I wish for a bacon mace.

 

[staika]

Granted but its not cooked and it is a terrible weapon all together.

I wish for a lazer cannon

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fine but in a case of irony you accidentally shoot out your eyes with it.
I wish for some pringles