Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Anti-American Eagle]

Granted but it's too effective, flash freezing your laptop
I wish whoever posts next dies of spontaneous combustion

 

[LynxParadox]

granted, but it happens before I grant the wish causing a paradox!

I wish for more excitement!

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted! *bottle of fanta poofs into my hands* Thanks for the soda

I wish for cantaloupes and watermelons!!

 

[ScrabbitRabbit]

Granted, now you have to live with the horrible realization that you had the opportunity to have anything you wanted in the whole world, anything at all... and chose to wish for fruit. Oh, and it's rotten, too.

I wish I was a Spice Girl.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you get shunned after you accidentally make a sexist comment.

I wish for more tolerance in this world.

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted, everyone gains tolerance to medical drugs and are no longer affected by them bringing upon a wave of disease killing millions!

I wish to live longer then the rest!

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. You die when they come out...lol.
I wish for...more glasses. (I'm going to keep doing this you know!)

 

[StormShaun]

Granted, they are made out of MY UN-GRANTED GLASSES!!!

I wish for more Persona. (Avatar reference just in case.)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but they suck.

[sub]Youtube isn't working for me atm... :/[/sub]

I wish for fish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted here is one; two; a red one and a blue one.

I wish I knew how to use a semi colon properly.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. They become massive douchebags instead.

I wish for new escapist shows

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted Game dogs is making its revival and will now be the only thing on the escapist.

I wish for more beer.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. You get more beer, but you aren't allowed to drink it.

I wish for badges.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. I ruin your life and embarrass you to the whole world to make sure I did the trolling part, and then I do the other things to get that badge.

I wish for more nonsense.

 

[StormShaun]

You get Saints Row 4. The bad part is that the characters come out of the TV and beat you to death with giant penis bats.

Your welcome.

I wish I had a working copy of Persona for the PS3. D:

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but your PS3 breaks down when you finally get a working copy.

I wish more people played The Last Story.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted here's several watches.

I wish for a never ending supply of pea soup.

 

[madseverus]

Granted, it floods the earth and drowns everyone.

I wish for a roast chicken the size of my house.

 

[madseverus]

Granted, it comments on your nasty cough as you sprinkle it over your dinner.

I wish for some sky blue spray paint.

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted, *Pulls out a bag of cheetos and gives tizzy three chips*

I wish for the world to explode with confetti!