Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but now you have to clean it up.

I wish for some dinner.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

You become immortal and you get transported to an empty void with no way out. Nothing bad happens to you, but you get to spend eternity in boredom.

I wish for an easier wish...

 

[madseverus]

Granted, but they're all awful.

I wish for an ally against the zombie apocalypse.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. You get a blind person as an ally. He accidentally kills you by shooting you in the head.

I wish for something useful.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, you work in the awesome field of the warehouse stockroom. Well for one day of course, gotta lay off people to give others raises. Don't worry, to them you are a worthy sacrifice.

I wish for a Hauppauge HD PVR.

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted, I take it home with me! :3

I wish for new shoes!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. they smell bad and now people don't want to come near you. And they're cursed so you can't take them off, and the stink will never go away.

I wish for food.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. ALL FART NOISES!

I wish for a keyboard I can use as a weapon.

Example.

Spoiler

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. It breaks after one hit.

I wish for bacon.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, it comes from your pet dog.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Granted, but it explodes before it can get any use.

I wish for infinite pub club membership.

 

[madseverus]

Granted, the bottle is the size of your thumb.

I wish for some new things to paint!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, here is the sewer system. Paint it.

*locks in sewers*

I wish for better art.

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted, Its so much better then what we currently have driving us into a new revolutionary stage of humanity focused only on self improvement when suddenly we are so improved that everyone becomes extremely narcissistic an starts wars over who is the best eventually destroying everything we once held dear... and everyone is dead now... the end

I wish for no wars!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. You get a hovercar, but you find out that its brakes aren't working. You crash into a mountain and die.

i wish to become omnipotent.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, now life has no meaning, you grow infinitely bored, and cannot die.

I wish I had eaten my vegetables as a lad.

 

[madseverus]

Granted, it has bits in it... bits of human flesh...

I wish for the power to defy gravity!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you float out into outerspace where you suffocate.

I wish for the power to control time.

 

[Crimson Lucario]

Granted, the shortened development time did reduce quality, content and creativity, but not the price tag, have fun.

I wish that Pokémons were real.

 

[madseverus]

Granted, a squirtle shoots you with water, a pikachu electrocutes you and you are crushed by an onyx.

I wish I could play wii, ps3 and xbox 360 games all on one ultra cheap console!