Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

Dr.Susse

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Apr 17, 2009
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Granted but you soon find out they company is an actual company set-up to attain legal right to your organs.

I wish I could get rid of this glass of urine.
 

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
Apr 17, 2009
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Granted. *Pours urine into tea making it warm* Two can play this game.

I wish for a pee free cup of tea.
 

Nouw

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Mar 18, 2009
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I laughed, thanks guys :D!
Granted. Not sure how to ruin that one >.>

I wish for my dream girl.
 

Vrex360

Badass Alien
Mar 2, 2009
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Granted, unfortunatley she's from a nightmare you had and so she's totally evil.

I wish for a Mass Effect DLC akin to Lair of the Shadow Broker that's centered on Ashley/Kaiden... I want my fake relationship in a video game resolved thank you very much.
 

JoJo

and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Goat 🐐
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Granted, however the DLC costs as much as a whole game despite only having one short level on it and Ashley/Kaiden dies at the very beginning of that level.

I wish for a billion dollars in cash!
 

Jonluw

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May 23, 2010
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Granted. You're now permanently banned from any country that uses the dollar as currency.

I wish I was super talented on my bass and trombone.
 

Vakz

Crafting Stars
Nov 22, 2010
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Granted, but you're now so awesome anyone who ever hears you dies by shear awesomenss.

I wish for the snow to be gone.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but its replaced with a sulphiric acid flood.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
 

Eumersian

Posting in the wrong thread.
Sep 3, 2009
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Granted, but it decides to kill you in revenge.

I wish I had an evil fucking box.
 

Anarchemitis

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Dec 23, 2007
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The box is nine cubic centimeters and has recordings of every swear word ever said by Hitler.

I wish I had a copy of the newest Vinyl Cafe CD.
 

Nouw

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Mar 18, 2009
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Granted, but it's stolen from a charity full of sick kids.

I wish for my eyes never to get worse.
 

Eumersian

Posting in the wrong thread.
Sep 3, 2009
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Granted, because your eyes can't get worse if you don't have any!

I wish I could come up with clever jokes.
 

Vakz

Crafting Stars
Nov 22, 2010
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Granted, but your jokes are now so clever no one understand them.

I wish I hadn't wished my previous wish.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but you create a temporal paradox, resulting in an endless loop that is impossible to escape from.

I wish I were in the Mass Effect universe.
 

Sacman

Don't Bend! Ascend!
May 15, 2008
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Granted but you materialize in the middle of space and only have 30 seconds left to live...<.<

I wish I had an ATI Redeaon HD 6970...
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but its glitchy and overheats all the time.

I wish I had better social skills.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but no one watches it. It gets cancelled before it can finish its first season.

I wish I could turn into a cat and back at will.