Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

Citrus

New member
Apr 25, 2008
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Granted. You find it spray-painted in big pink letters on your house.

I wish for more wishes!
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes now. Idiot.

I wish for infinite money.
 

Nouw

New member
Mar 18, 2009
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The money is counterfeit. The police are knocking on your door right now!

I wish to face the worst fate possible. Ruin that *****!
 

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
Apr 17, 2009
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Granted but it involves stealing your face so you can't actually "face" it.

I wish for a new good comedy film.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but its written by Stephanie Meyer.

I wish Stephanie Meyere had never written the Twilight series.
 

Citrus

New member
Apr 25, 2008
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Granted: you come up with a good wish. Too late to use it now, though.

I wish I could sleep.
 

Soxafloppin

Coxa no longer floppin'
Jun 22, 2009
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It flies towards your face and spills its hot contents all over you!

I wish I had unlimited moneys.
 

i don't know

New member
Feb 22, 2010
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Granted, but it tends to fly out of reach when you want to use it.

I wish that I had wings, chicken wings, KFC :3
edit: NINJA!

granted but you are banned from every shop in the world, you begin thinking of suicide after three days.
 

GodofDisaster

Premium member
Sep 10, 2009
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Granted, but you end up eating yourself.

I wish I never slept in so long, I'm actually just only out of bed.
 

scorptatious

The Resident Team ICO Fanboy
May 14, 2009
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Granted: But now you wake up too early and can't get enough sleep.

I wish for a Yotsuba anime.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but now you're an arrogant dick that no one likes.

I wish I could travel through time safely.
 

scorptatious

The Resident Team ICO Fanboy
May 14, 2009
7,405
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Granted, but you'll always be unsafe after time travel.

I wish for for the power to control people's minds.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
12,257
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Granted, but it wipes you from existence.

I wish I could tell when women are into me.