Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted here smell this rag.

I wish for a glass of water from the streams of a mountain in Tibet.

 

[thesilentman]

Granted. Have fun getting sick continually for the rest of your life!

I wish for super reflexes.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted! Of course, the friction caused by moving so fast my make you burst into flames...

I wish for hope.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted here is a Barack Obama look a like.

I wish for Crash Bandicoot to get the game he deserves.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted!

*Hands Crash Bandicoot a copy of Super Mario Galaxy*

...What?

I wish that people were more specific about there wishes.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, all wishes now clearly state that they want you to die.

I wish to go to the cinema!

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, they're playing a 24 hour marathon of ALL the Seltzer and Freiberg movies. Enjoy!

I wish I was a sexy person

 

[Mullac]

Granted, you are very attractive in the eyes of your mum.

I wish I had a pen.

 

[thesilentman]

Granted. It only takes your blood as ink.

I wish for the end of humanity except me.

 

[Hemlock]

Granted, you cannot reproduce at all.
I wish for a Bionic Arm.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish the next person will wish that they will die.

 

[Mullac]

Granted, the next person is you, yes that's right, we are the same person...deal with it...

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Hemlock]

Granted, but you can only teleport 10 feet in any direction.

 

[thesilentman]

Nothing to say about a blank space. As punishment, any wish you ask will always be twisted into, "I want to stop existing."

I wish for lots and lots of love!

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, but it is exclusively given to you awkwardly through a gaming forum * awkwardly flops arms at Silent in a weak attempt at a hug*

I wish for a little somethin' somethin'

 

[thesilentman]

Denied, you didn't specify anything. :-|

I wish to be an adult.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish Mullac and me were not the same person.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted,
Mullac is a living, thriving person. You are dead.

I wish I could focus in class

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but all your teachers no longer can....

I wish my essays weren't so difficult.

 

[Hemlock]

Granted, but you have to write a 10,000 word essay without typing.
I wish that I have all the badges on this site.