UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 28, 2015 #6,001 Granted, but it's no longer legal tender
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Aug 28, 2015 #6,002 Granted, but your silence has earnt you the ire of all seven continents! I wish for delicious strawberry liquorice.
Granted, but your silence has earnt you the ire of all seven continents! I wish for delicious strawberry liquorice.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 28, 2015 #6,003 Granted, it gets all tangled in your belly I wish I was self sufficient without ever having to leave the house
Granted, it gets all tangled in your belly I wish I was self sufficient without ever having to leave the house
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,530 0 0 Aug 28, 2015 #6,004 Granted, your house uses your body to showcase the world of tomorrow... like a puppet on strings... I wish Zac Efron got an Oscar nomination!
Granted, your house uses your body to showcase the world of tomorrow... like a puppet on strings... I wish Zac Efron got an Oscar nomination!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 29, 2015 #6,005 Granted, but he also wins an Oscar I wish I ruled the universe
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,530 0 0 Aug 29, 2015 #6,006 Granted, it leads to the universe's suicide... I wish my gurl had more junk in her trunk, yo! *wink*
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 30, 2015 #6,007 Granted, her ass levels buildings I wish I could fast travel simply through willpower
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,530 0 0 Aug 30, 2015 #6,008 Granted, you will always miscalculate and end up molecularity stuck between various walls... I wish I got her numbers!
Granted, you will always miscalculate and end up molecularity stuck between various walls... I wish I got her numbers!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 30, 2015 #6,009 Granted, but it just leads to a dead line I wish I had bodyguards when I went out
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,530 0 0 Aug 30, 2015 #6,010 Granted, they're too busy partying and getting wasted to protect you or anything... I wish for a Digimon friend!
Granted, they're too busy partying and getting wasted to protect you or anything... I wish for a Digimon friend!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 31, 2015 #6,011 Granted, it's rabid and attacks you on sight I wish I had Cloud storage in my head
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,530 0 0 Sep 1, 2015 #6,012 Granted, it's forever mostly filled with hot air that anyone can hack at their leisure... I wish for "mo money"!
Granted, it's forever mostly filled with hot air that anyone can hack at their leisure... I wish for "mo money"!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Sep 1, 2015 #6,013 Granted, it's in old rusty Roman coins I wish I had a universal currency
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,530 0 0 Sep 1, 2015 #6,014 Granted, since the intergalactic treaty that just got passed, that money is now useless, ironically speaking... I wish Homestuck had more branching paths!
Granted, since the intergalactic treaty that just got passed, that money is now useless, ironically speaking... I wish Homestuck had more branching paths!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Sep 2, 2015 #6,015 Granted, they all lead to the same ending I wish humans discover something that advances technology by 400,000 years at least
Granted, they all lead to the same ending I wish humans discover something that advances technology by 400,000 years at least
S sagitel New member Feb 25, 2012 471 0 0 Sep 2, 2015 #6,016 granted but it will lead to weapons that destroy us almost instantly. i wish for a pet dinosaur
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,530 0 0 Sep 3, 2015 #6,017 Granted, it will kill you like a predator... because the pet thought it would be funny... I wish I was forced to do stand-up!
Granted, it will kill you like a predator... because the pet thought it would be funny... I wish I was forced to do stand-up!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Sep 3, 2015 #6,018 Granted, but you're struck by stage fright and don't know many jokes and the audience are snooty who only appreciate something elaborately satirical I wish to play Golf
Granted, but you're struck by stage fright and don't know many jokes and the audience are snooty who only appreciate something elaborately satirical I wish to play Golf
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,530 0 0 Sep 4, 2015 #6,019 Granted, the course's killer octopus snatches you up after the third hole... just because you can barely get a birdie, at least... I wish I had a go-to response for stupidity!
Granted, the course's killer octopus snatches you up after the third hole... just because you can barely get a birdie, at least... I wish I had a go-to response for stupidity!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Sep 4, 2015 #6,020 Granted, it's the words "F*** you" I wish I had the power of the Great Old Ones
