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Granted, you can never speak them or showcase a realm of physical understanding...

I wish I could dance the night away!
 

Wary Wolf

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Granted. Now reality is even more shit.

I wish that the hospital hand sanitizer didn't get in my eyes quite so much...
 

FPLOON

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Granted, all the dirt and germs would get into your eyes much more quickly than that...

I wish I were friends with bears!
 

FPLOON

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Granted, you must always breathe through your skin... and constantly naked...

I wish Scotty D would drop the bomb already!
 

FPLOON

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Granted, now everyone must go further than you, but raw...

I wish the Sex Pistols did a good collab with the Ramones!
 

UltraDeth

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Granted, but it's an acquired taste

I wish people would stop following trends without a second thought
 

FPLOON

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Granted, they will follow trends without a third thought... I mean, people, am I right?

I wish for an Animaniacs comeback!
 

Wary Wolf

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Granted. Congratulations! You are now bald.

I wish the blood sucking minions of Satan (mosquitos) would stop bugging me at night.
 

FPLOON

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Granted, they will constantly bug you from when you wake to long after you sleep ever again and beyond...

I wish I could punch Insomnia to bed!
 

UltraDeth

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Granted, punching you to sleep is the only method

I wish I could play Co-op without other players
 

FPLOON

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Granted, the AI will always get you killed even if you controlled them directly...

I wish I had thought of that thing from a few days ago!