Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[UltraDeth]

It frizzes all the damn time.

I wish I had my own country club.

 

[Igor-Rowan]

Granted, it's a club where you get to dance Country music every night. Yee-Ha!

I wish for the largest paintball field ever.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted, you're lost forever.

I wish for two more wishes

 

[UltraDeth]

You are the target.

I wish I could go QUAD DAMAGE when I get mad.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted! You tend to murder or disfigure people in a petty bar fight and destroy properety whenever you lose your cool.

I wish for an everlasting Utopian state, where everybody lives long and happy lives and achieves their goals through trust and cooperation.

 

[UltraDeth]

Even paradise must burn, eventually?

I wish I was coronated.

 

[UltraDeth]

Five a year sound regular enough?

I wish the world was mine.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted! The united nations consoledates power and elects you as the first Terran general secretary. You administration faces large scale social issues, such as wealth disparity, global warming and mass starvation in certain regions of the planet.

I wish the poster below me would find true love

 

[UltraDeth]

The wildlife is hostile and some fauna is poisonous to the touch.

I wish I had all the luxuries in the world and more.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted! I hope you can protect all your newly acquired wealth..

I wish for the world to be ruled by philosopher kings that know the objectively best decisions humanity should take to reach a better future.

 

[UltraDeth]

Their bodies are frail and soon to die.

I wish nostalgia applied to the present and future.

 

[UltraDeth]

YouTube Poops were never made.

I wish stupidity was outlawed.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ever seen a grizzled short brown-haired girl with blue skin?

I wish some other planet was a militarist utopia.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

The Imperium conquers you and converts you to their ridicilous religion.

I wish for every person who contributed to this thread to have a sucsessful career.

 

[UltraDeth]

Successful careers in road digging.

I wish for world Patriotism. No longer proud of a single nation, but their home planet.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted! Just like in MMO's, a good chunk male population turns themselves into anime schoolgirls, some mold their bodies into disfigured caricatures and some make themselves resemble fictional characters or celebraties, which leads to mass instability and cultural backlash.

I wish for the previous wish, but without people going insane and turning themselves into monsters or waifus.

 

[UltraDeth]

People can literally turn into other people to commit crimes and get away with them.

I wish reality T.V. was off the air.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted! Now movie theatres broadcast live episodes of reality TV shows to the detrement of more "respectable" films.

I wish everybody lived in a nice and comfortable climate that enables health and prosperity.

 

[UltraDeth]

The Bahamas is about to get very crowded.

I wish I had power-ups in deodorant form.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted. The vast majority of them are references to outdated internet jokes and crass humour.

I wish to have a brilliant sense of humour.