Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[i don't know]

Granted, but you have an enhanced version of the gun.
I wish for a twin.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but he just mimics you all the time, driving you insane.

I wish Disney never existed.

 

[i don't know]

Granted...I really don't want to ruin that wish -.-

I wish that for every badge that I earn on the Escapist, I get paid in two rolls of spicy salmon sushi.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but every other roll is spiked with Spice.
And Spice must flow.

I wish the Ink Spots were still alive and making new great songs.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but hearing them causes you to go deaf.

I wish that I had 8 dozen cupcakes.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but you are force-fed all of them at once, killing you.

I wish the RPs on this thread would stop dying randomly.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but they are forced to wander the Earth aimlessly for all eternity.

I wish I had DJ Hero.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but it comes with a broken controller.

I wish I had a hat like Yahtzee's.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but it IS Yahtzee's, so he reports the theft. Enjoy your jail sentence!

I wish Pixar would make a good R-rated movie.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but it incorporates Rule 34 with all your childhood figures and heroes!

I wish TheDoctor455 would stop dying and coming back to life!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted. Now I just can't die. Thank you!

I wish people would stop making wishes about me.

Oh, and by the way... I didn't have any childhood heroes.

 

[Nouw]

Because you had no childhood at all! Granted, that's because you don't exist anymore. Yup, good bye.

I wish to eat a nice warm pie. Steak pie for the record!

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but it's warm because someone took a fresh shit on it.

EDIT:Shit! Got this confused with that other thread... Ignore this one.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i wish he made a wish

 

[scorptatious]

i wish he made a wish

Yeah, got this confused with another thread.

I wish for a new bed.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted, but you have to sleep in mine with me

i wish best of the 3 was on more

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but now he's "on" you more.

I wish Gypsy would stop following me around.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but now you have me following you around.

I wish for Mass Effect 3 to release now.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but because it was released before it was ready... most of the story is missing and the game is a piece of shit. Thanks a lot for that you asshole.

I wish Scorp would just admit he wants to bone Morte.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but they die in the process

i wish no one Ruins this wish