Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Athol]

Granted, but it kills what ever you catch with it.

I wish to be whoever posts next

 

[cryogeist]

hehe...Sucks to be you!

I wish for pastries

 

[Robert632]

Granted. I do it in such a way as to make it look like You murdered me.

I wish my school started at 9:30 AM

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Everyone loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer to the point were it causes every show on TV to vanish and be replaced by Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I wish I didn't alost forget to wish

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You are the only one on the planet that can't use magic.

I wish for beef.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted they exploded on your head

I wish this thread would stay dead >

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It stay's dead because the Escapist is shut down for good.

I wish we had to have cancer to be alive.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted?...wtf?

I wish i knew what the above person had in mind

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Bassically, I wished cancer was something we had to have to live, either by law or genetic nessecity, or someother reason.

I wish for another insane wish I simply pulled out of my ass.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! along with your internal organs

I wish that i got that image out of my head

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's replaced with your grandparents having an old people orgy with all there friends.

I wish I had a normal metabolism, as apposed to my super fast one.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The banana replaces your ulnar bone( A bone in the forearm, if I'm not mistaken).

I wish for a new pair of pants.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! FROM HELL O.O

I wish for the game men of war

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! so fast it explodes sending shrapnel into your brain

I wish that didnt happen

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
...somehow you die

i wish i could think better

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...no idea what that is

I wish i knew what he meant

 

[Zirat]

Granted! You are given an extra set of arms... that you have no control over.

I wish I could play an instrument.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Granted, but you go to hell

I wish I was rich

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
your new found money crushes you!

I wish for his money!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get crushed as well!

I wish that when I die, I'll come back from the dead. So.. I wish for an extra mans.