Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[idodo35]

Granted. It devours your soul.

I wish for the power to eat other peoples sanity.

that doesnt work like that... it has nothing to do with soles just emotions...

and everytime you eat someones sanity you go a litle insane yourself

 

[PixelKing]

Granted. Hug meh!

I wish I had more time off school.

 

[idodo35]

Granted well thats preaty obvios but THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

i wish i had a horde of zombies under my comand

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The army then comes in, with it's guns, tanks, planes, bombs, and other peices of long range weaponry your zombie army can't even use. Have fun with that.

I wish for a head the size a goat.

[sub] Yeah, you read that right. A goat.[/sub]

 

[idodo35]

granted your head is the size of a goat its to heavy to lift and eventualy it falls off...
i wish i owned a batmobile

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted it's out of petrol.

I wished for a funnier wish.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! you die laughing

I wish that i wasn't lazy

 

[idodo35]

granted you finished all of your chores and now you go nuts cause you have nothing to do
you shoot yourself from frustration

i wish i was a robot (cyborg)

 

[Ham_authority95]

Granted. You become assimilated into a hive-mind collective and all free will is taken from you.

I wish I could have sex right now...

 

[cryogeist]

Granted
Hope you dont mind having HIV :3

I wish i could...do...stuff

 

[idodo35]

you can do... stuff... like die

i wish i had something delicios to eat rigt now!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! it poisoned!

i for nothing

 

[idodo35]

you get nothing aka vacum and like in space well your dead

i wish for another wish

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...but you DIE

I wish for a second life

 

[leedwashere]

granted, but it only lasts for five minutes

I wish for a steak

 

[idodo35]

granted just saying its not cow (or pork... or chicken... well you got the idea) and after eating id sujest calling your parents

i wish i had a gun

 

[leedwashere]

granted, but its a squirt gun

I wish Mass Effect 3 would come out sooner

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!now it really sucks!

i wish for a 3DS

 

[Athol]

Granted, sombody beats you up and steals it.

I wish for WAAAAGGHH!!!

 

[idodo35]

granted!

3d gives you a headache until your head actualy explodes

i wish for a time machine