Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Hookman]

Shoulda seen that one coming.
Granted. You've taken mine and made me sad, I hope you're happy with yourself.

I wish I was an Avenger.

 

[Dango]

Granted. You become really famous and loved by everyone. There is no downside.

I wish there was a downside.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted, but it's pretty underwhelming.

I wish for a bucket.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, there's a hole in the bottom.

I wish my fire alarm would stop beeping every five minutes.

 

[Athol]

Granted, it beeps every 5 seconds.

I wish for lots of money

 

[MFenix]

Granted, it's monopoly money.

I wish I could get free music off Pandora.

 

[MFenix]

Granted. Your friends get angry at the fact your not sharing your cheats with them, they form an angry mob and then proceed to tie you to a cross made of your assignments. And at that point they burn you at the stake.

I wish I had an automatic chocolate muffin maker.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It is set on automatic, so it makes so many Chocolate muffins that you are crushed under the weght of them.

I wish that I was a hobo.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. Someone kills you for your clothes.

I wish I was a rich choclate pudding.

 

[MFenix]

Granted. You are then fed to someones pet rat who digests you and you are now rat poo ^_^
I wish for bananas.

 

[Athol]

Granted, you are trampled by chimpanzees as they steal your bananas

I wish for no more My Little Ponies...EVER!

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Prepare for Eternal Rickroll in 3?2?

I wish for more things to do with my time.

 

[MFenix]

Granted. All those things are pony related.
I wish for their to be more love and tolerance on the internet.

 

[Fragrance of Mtn Dew]

Granted. Now there is significantly less love and tolerance in real life.

I wish the Rurouni Kenshin PSP game would get an english release so I won't have to import it from Japan.

 

[Realitycrash]

Granted, but the translation makes Zero Wing look like Game of the Year.

I wish Sarah Connor Chronicles hadn't been taken off the air.

 

[MFenix]

Granted. After running out of ideas the new season features a convoluted story where every character is now some sort of animal.

I wish that Marijuana was legalized.

 

[Athol]

Granted, but its now 10000x as expensive.

I wish for a fish

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You don't have a tank to put it in, so it dies.

I wish for a tank to put a fish in.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it doesn't hold water, so they all die..

I wish for the price of gasoline to go down, world wide.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. Nothing uses it anymore because Unobtainiom is discovered.

I wish for 9001 wishes.