Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.it can,but it won't.you've got a sentient AI on your hands,and all it wants to do is play an emulator of ET.



I wish for crayons.many many crayons!

 

[hobohazard]

granted but ther not crayola

i wish that aleans would come to earth in caramel space ships

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I can't grant a wish with so many errors.

I wish for no more mosquitoes.

 

[Kieros]

Mosquitoes are extinct! Every other insect morns that and takes up probosci as replacement mosquitoes.

I wish that 1,2,3... were negative numbers and -1,-2,-3... were positive numbers.

 

[Norendithas]

Granted, but it screws up everything math related. Bridges fall down, skyscrapers topple, etc. You were on a bridge at the time. ;]

I wish that I was immortal.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you are now a statue that never breaks or anything. Except the birds really like you.

I wish the person in my trunk would stop making such a fuss.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.now it's a corpse in your trunk and it's beginning to smell.


I wish for the wind to stop.take that yachtsmen!

 

[Norendithas]

Granted, but all the Yachtsmen murder you and your family, friends. Then they burn down your home and theirs.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.

 

[J4D3N]

Granted, but your trapped in the room you are in with no means of escape and no way to communicate with the outside world and so it doesn't really make any difference to you.

I wish for a new shirt

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, it's too small.

I wish it would start raining.

 

[Norendithas]

Granted but it floods your house.

I wish for the football season to start up...

 

[Kieros]

Granted, but it's the wrong football ("American football" if you mean "Soccer", and vice versa).

I wish that people did not believe in astrology.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, they now all believe in Tarot cards.

I wish for a wish that granted my wish from three wishes ago.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it gets canceled in the same way again.

I wish for a tub of gummie bears.

 

[crop52]

Granted, but they're bears, so they eat you, and you're dead.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[ZeronicX]

Granted, but you only get one more wwish

I wish for Lifetime subcription to RuneScape :3

 

[XThecommander]

Granted, but you forgot your password... To your account... And email! *dun dun dun*

I wish for a gundam

 

[One Seven One]

Granted. *Hands you a one inch tall gundam*
Too bad you can't use it.

I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much at nothing.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, now it barks at everything.

I wish I had telekinetic abilities.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but you can't control them.

I wish life was easier.