Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

Kieros

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Granted, but it's the wrong football ("American football" if you mean "Soccer", and vice versa).

I wish that people did not believe in astrology.
 

crop52

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Granted, but they're bears, so they eat you, and you're dead.

I wish for more wishes.
 

One Seven One

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Granted. *Hands you a one inch tall gundam*
Too bad you can't use it.

I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much at nothing.
 

Kieros

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Congratulations! Conway's Game of Life now has the rule that every cell dies at the end of each generation.

I wish that the wish "I wish this wish was not a wish" was not a wish.
 

AwesomeExpress

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Granted, people (your stalkers) are now writing about "your life".

I wish for some pulled pork.
 

AwesomeExpress

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Granted, it's now one degree cooler but you still die of heat exhaustion.

I wish for a magic carpet.
 

BigDeadMushy

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granted.the magic is that it repels invaders by looking hideous.


I wish for an even larger coffee cup than my already comically overlarge ones.