Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but the steam burns you horribly

i wish the arm had an off button

 

[LupusDei]

Granted, But by off it means, Take off and as such your now somewhere on pluto.

I wish I had a scandalous picture of the escapist below me.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you are scarred for life for looking at it.

I wish more people knew about some of the more underrated games, like Metal Arms and Valkyria Chronicles.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but now they also hate them.

I wish people would visit my Objection thread more often and that it wouldn't get locked.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but he stalks you after the interview.

Hooray!

Granted, but they're all trolls.

I wish for a jetpack!

 

[Solo-Wing]

Granted but it has no controls so you fly head first into a mountain

I wish my computer is faster.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but now you can never catch it. Better save up for a new computer!

I wish for a robot dog like Rex from Fallout: New Vegas.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but its brain dead now.

I wish I had biotic powers... and that I could control and use them effectively.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you have the L2 implants and you end up suffering major physical pain.

I wish I was better at math.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Granted but your horrible at everything else.

I wish for a wish that cant be ruined.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, you don't get a wish.

I wish people will stop complaining about some party members not wearing helmets in space in Mass Effect 2.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Seeing as how you didn't really wish it, I'm going to regard it as a statement..

I wish I had a lucky duck that would follow me around.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but it only follows you around because it wants to eat you!

I wish my brother stopped bothering me.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but now it bothers you that he has stopped.

 

[scorptatious]

I wish he made a wish.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but his wish made you sad

i wish i could make fire with my mind

 

[Solo-Wing]

Granted but you set your self aflame each usage.

I wish my Dreamcast worked again...

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted, but to make it work the life force of one hundered kittens was removed. I hope you're proud of yourself.

I wish next weeks NCIS was on today.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Granted, but all the actors and actresses have been replaced by 20 somethings who think they can act.

I wish I could get more sleep tonight.

 

[Cash84]

Granted. But you never wake up.

I wish my post gets Ninja'd...