Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get a life time's supply of POWAH BRAND CEREAL! But it's all expired..

I wish a shave and a haircut cost only two bits.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but you get shaved by a chainsaw.

I wish my wish is unwished.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but I wished a wish for you instead!

I wish Nouw's wish was re-wished!

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but now it's re-wished into oblivion!

I wish that the confusion would stop!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, now the chaos begins!

I wish for a box of mittins.

 

[audiblemirage]

Granted, but they are all made of dead kittens.


I wish we could all get along

 

[delete account please]

Granted, but no one ever becomes more than acquaintances

I wish to learn another langauge

 

[audiblemirage]

Granted, but it's gibberish

I wish my car wasn't broken down

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but your car is going to explode in 3...2...1

KA-BOOM!

I wish they made another movie with Ash Williams in it.

 

[audiblemirage]

granted, but he is now played by toby mcguire and his chainsaw is replaced by a dildo that shoots silly string


I wish i could go to sleep

 

[SkyeNeko]

granted, but you will wake up every hour because the dog is bored.

i wish my cold would go away.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, now you have the typhoid!

I wish I had another Ham 'n Egger from A&W.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it is crawling with the Ebola virus.

I wish for a pencil.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's really big. Really, really big. Like, huge, man.

I wish for cake that is true.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's a 4 year old stale cake.

I wish for a foot of greased might.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Er... you're eaten by clowns who want it.

/mutters to self, "greased might?"

I wish for worldwide recognition.

 

[Letitha]

Granted...for a day before people find something else to talk about.

I wish for the curfew on my computing hours to be dropped.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. It's really big. Really, really big. Like, huge, man.

I wish for cake that is true.

Hey, I haven't seen you around lately...

OT: Granted but now your computer is on fire.

I wish someone would quote this post.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but something glitched..

I wish there was a middle aged Japanese woman that would adopt me as her own.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted: She makes you work in the homosexual brothel that she runs.

I wish for constipation (Ha, try and "ruin" that!).