Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Robert632]

Your burned up by the star you are upon before you can finish your wish.

I wish for a clean pair of socks.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted, they're clean because the are made of a meterial which has a pH of 1 in solid form, damn that's caustic. and I don't know how the pH affects cleanliness.

I wish the 'red' captcha was replaced by the 'blue' one we had for like a week.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the red one comes alive and kills you for putting it out of a job.

I wish I never go bald.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted, but your 'head' hair is now 'pubic' hair. You walked into that one.

I wish my sword class started soon goddamnit.


(Also, would anyone 'ruin' it if someones wish was "I wish my dead mother was alive again?", my friend just asked me that and I was wondering if anyone would.)

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. There'll be an unscheduled lesson shortly, when your tutor leaps through your bedroom window with a sabre, demanding that you face him in single combat. With an egg as your weapon.

I wish for candy.

 

[Ice Car]

Granted. There'll be an unscheduled lesson shortly, when your tutor leaps through your bedroom window with a sabre, demanding that you face him in single combat. With an egg as your weapon.

I wish for candy.

Sorry, all we have is lead flavored candy.

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But since that was all you wished for, you get NOTHING!

I wish I had an emu.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted, but this emu is terminally ill and will die shortly after you gain a true emotional and mental bond with it. Dammit I'm cold.

I wish Wilfred Owen's 'Anthem for Doomed Youth' and 'Dulce et Decorum est' weren't so damn hard to analyse!

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted, but you also have to read the complete Divine Comedy in the original Italian.

I wish I had a ginger ale right now.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's flat..

I wish I had a car of my own.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted!

Spoiler: Here ya go!

I wish I won the lottery.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Too bad you're this guy.

I wish for a giant marshmallow.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's stale.

I wish there wasn't such a thing as "Reality Tv".

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Reality TV is just reality now.

I wish I was in a hot tub right now.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but there's no water in it.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. However, you can only teleport into my refrigerator.

I wish I had a teapot.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh! What kind of food do you have in there right now?

OT: Granted, but it doesn't boil water.

I wish a millionaire gave me five million dollars.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Just three month old milk. I need to go shopping. -.-

OT: Granted, but the government has increased taxes! You don't get a penny.

I wish the poster below me would finish my rock mechanics homework for me.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but my complete lack of knowledge of how rocks work causes me to screw up the paper. Causing YOU to get an F.

I wish I had a job.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. You get a job as a geologist.

I wish I had a taco right now.