Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[darth.pixie]

Granted but you realize you didn't want to make that wish at all.

I wish for a forum with no more captchas.

Scripture rybacti? Is that the book for a new religion for bacterias or what?

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. It kinda makes you look fat though. Sorta defeats the purpose.

I wish for a pair of wool socks.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. They're itchy.

I wish for a new apartment.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Your new roommate likes having loud sex and breaking things.

I wish for more alcohol. :/

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It's tequila with a worm in it.

I wish I wouldn't have a roommate...

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But the apartment is now haunted by the ghost of that former roommate.

I wish for an annoying talking frog.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. However, you are the ghost haunting his apartment.

I wish for a yak.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted, but you accidently kiss it and it turns into a handsome prince. You are forced to kill him.

Granted but it brings the whole herd in your backyard/apartment.

I wish the Ghostbusters were real...

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. However, they're old and fat now because of their current lack of steady business. Damn economy.

I wish I could skip the rest of my economics class. o.o

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. You now have to take advanced programming.

I wish people would stay young forever.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Overpopulation runs rampant.

I wish for more conflicts to be resolved by gunfights at dawn.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. You are a bystander. You die by 'lead poisoning' again.

I wish superheroes existed.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. However, they're kinda dicks. Power breeds arrogance I guess.

I wish for a bowl of cherries.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. They have worms.

Granted. It soon becomes a vampire city. Shiny vampires.

I wish for someone to invent time travel

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Joss Whedon never goes on to make Firefly. :/ And time traveling rips a whole in the space time continum. (I like how both of you ruined my wish in the same way. )

I wish I had amazing kung fu skillz.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. The entire world burns because of the sheer popularity of the franchise.

I wish that my typing skills weren't hindered so much. @_@

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. You are now so skilled, you can type with your toes. You break every keyboard you will ever write on.

I wish I would get an idea for a new wish.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Unfortunately, that idea is uninspiring and boring. The person granting it is completely at a loss for creative ideas on how to respond.

I wish for a pet rodent.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It spreads the plague.

I wish for a flying carpet.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Unfortunately, being a carpet means it can't support your weight in the air. You fall to a clumsy death. It sinks into the swamp to join the House of Usher.

I wish I could spin forever without getting dizzy.