Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Mysten]

Granted, you are now a swallow forced to help coconuts migrate from tropical climates.

I wish for the Earth.

 

[cryogeist]

granted!
It crushes you >:3

I wish that the person below me wish wouldnt be ruined

 

[leedwashere]

granted, but only in an alternate timeline :\

i wish that Sammy Hagar had been the only lead singer in Van Halen

 

[cryogeist]

Granted
he is immediately assassinated

I wish for a happy life

 

[leedwashere]

granted, you receive a frontal lobotomy

I wish that the Diamondbacks would win the NL West this year

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but after winning they all lose intrest and go picking flowers.

I wish it was 8:OO Am Est.

 

[Athol]

Granted, you are now stuck in that minute forever.

I wish that the Canucks would win the Stanley Cup

 

[willofbob]

Granted. They die in a plane crash on their ways home.

you didn't make a wish.

oh how i wish you'd made a wish

 

[PixelKing]

Granted! Lol jk.

I wish my friends played portal 2 coop. (If they play it forever I wouldn't care, Its that good.)

 

[cryogeist]

Granted its all they want to play now
nothing else NEVER they all die of starvation
I wish for a world of my own

 

[PixelKing]

Granted. No oxygen.

I wish for blink 182 in my bedroom.

 

[PixelKing]

Granted! Little crappy kiddy toy ones. (BTW they are not a it they are 3 dudes)

I wish for herp.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted you choke on it

I wish the threads i have bookmarked wouldnt die

 

[cryogeist]

Granted you die
you have lots of company in hell

I wish you were not in hell

 

[Dango]

Granted, but you are hugged to death.

I wish for the same thing as the person above me.

 

[Dango]

Paper cuts. Everywhere.

I wish for keys to the white house.

 

[Athol]

Granted, it is to hot to eat, and will never cool down.

I wish to be happy, wealthy and fit.

 

[idodo35]

Granted. its 4 sizes to small
i wish for a gears of war 3 copy (now and not a beta or a demo the full thing)

 

[idodo35]

granted! your screen is broken!
i wish i was a mastermind computer (like GLaDOS)
(btw nice one on my last thread!)

 

[idodo35]

granted they understand but your jokes are still not funny... to anyone... and you dont have this escuse now
i wish i had a power ring (any "lantern" power ring)