Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[steeple]

granted, all the newer episodes are just horrible...

I wish that dr. von spider would continue his research

 

[i don't know]

Wish granted, but he kills himself when he's close to finishing it.

I want to be fat.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it only lasts for an hour.

I wish that what goes around, didn't come around.

 

[steeple]

granted, the laws of physics are now broken, and so is the universe...

I wish for a faster internet

 

[RussetRanger]

Granted, but you only get 10 minutes of it a day.


I wish Twin Peaks was never cancelled.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, it's now on a channel you don't get.

I wish money grew on trees.

 

[Kae]

Granted but the economy is even more fucked up now.
I wish for delicious pies to rain from the sky.

 

[steeple]

granted, you're now allergic to pies...

I wish that pop-tart will be imported to my country...

 

[RussetRanger]

Granted, but it is the least popular flavours.


I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[steeple]

granted, you're you fish-food...

I wish for a five foot hoagie....

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, I don't know what a Hoagie is so instead you get cancer.
[sub]Have fun with that tonight[/sub]

I wish that Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie with Natalie Portman as the lead actually got made.

 

[steeple]

granted, you're now blind and cannot see the movie...

I wish I'd be able to find a stone-temple-pilots cd somewhere...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but when you find it, it's already cracked in half.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but you can never sleep again. Even if you want to.

I wish for the person below to be my friend.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted. But me as a friend your loss.

I wish for breakfast.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Poison breakfast.

I wish for mo' money.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you received 1,000 Moe Dollars, which can only be used at Moe's Tavern.

Spoiler: Moe's Tavern

I wish for the third Nikki Heat book.

 

[The Thinker]

Granted, but you are the victim in the murder mystery.

As I am now a teacup, I wish to be able to telekinetically move my 279,643,202 tea cups however I wish.

 

[Nopodop]

Granted, but your mind is being controlled by a mean person and makes them attack you.


I wish I had an evil cookie that is my friend.

 

[steeple]

granted, you know have to live with constant hunger and the knowledge that you may not eat the delicious cookie besides you...

I wish for an extra pillow