Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[pyramid head grape]

Granted, It is 1 inch tall! XD

I wish for a pet dragon!

 

[staika]

Granted but it eats you D:

I wish I was on a horse!

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted, but it is on fire.

I wish I was fluent in every language in the universe.

 

[staika]

Granted but you become mute and it becomes a useless skill D:

I wish I wasn't sick D:

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted, you are dead.

I wish I was a Super Mutant. (It will make an awesome buddy cop show.)

 

[qazcake]

Granted but the army kills you

I want a flying tank

 

[staika]

Granted but it flies into the sun D:

I wish my cat could talk!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted, I talks backwards!

I wish for all the hats in the world! O.O

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you have to wear them all at once at all times though.

I wish for a fresh glass of milk.

 

[Athol]

Granted, you are now SEVERLY lactose intolerant

I wish to destroy reality

 

[Urgh76]

Granted, have a nice eternity in the bowels between dimensions.

I wish a wish for a fish, oh so delicious and nutritious

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Granted.... It flies away.

I wish I didn't have to sleep!

 

[steeple]

granted, you never dream again

I wish I had *brings finger to mouth* one billions dollars!

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you can't ever bring your finger down from your mouth, or else you lose the money.

I wish I had a pig.

 

[steeple]

granted, now all you want to do is splice his dna with that of an elephant, but you cant, and slowly it drives you mad, until you devote your life to crossing the two's dna to create a half elephant half pig abomination, which will have 6 asses...

I wish for the perfect trolling idea

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, after doing this hateful act of spite, you end up hating yourself so much that you commit suicide by woodchipper.

I wish I would stop opening boxes in my mom's room, finding her...toys.

 

[steeple]

granted, they're now laid out in the open, happy?!

I wish to claim india for myself...

 

[pyramid head grape]

It's now lifeless! D:

I wish I asked for this! :3

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, a giant :3 emoticon crushes you IRL.

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I wish for more Escapist in my life.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you are now one with the Escapist.. however, the Escapist feels the need to see other people.

I wish for a bowl of chicken noodle soup. And a dog trained to bring me a pipe and my slippers. And the newspaper.