Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the knife claws are made from plastic.

I wish for a woodworking book.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, you seem to be driving across an endless desert with no trees in sight, giving you little access to any wood.

I wish for another grapefruit.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, it's rotten.

I wish for a Micro-Nation

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's so tiny that you accidentally crush the entire nation underfoot.

I wish to be on jury duty.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, you are then tried for Jury tampering

I wish for a (puts on sunglasses) A CSI: Miami One-liner.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you get shot during the music intro to the show.

I wish for a fish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted, here's a rod go get one.

I wish for a surprise guest.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, it's Justin Beiber and you spend the whole bus trip heaaring him sing.

I wish for a V.A.T.S targeting system.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. Comes with a free Super Mutant Brute to try it out on.

I wish for a ship. A proper ship.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Your rowboat has excellent manners.

I wish for a happy Thanksgiving!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted. Nana just had some LSD, she's happy though.

I wish for something to do.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted,

A bunch of killer ninjas then show up.

I wish to do stuff LIKE A BOSS.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you're going to be sued LIKE A BOSS for employee abuse.

I wish for more time.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, you waste it.

I wish for a higher post count.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted. You start posting 10000 new posts every day, meaning you can't do other things anymore, so you die.

I wish for a kitten.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, After I use it for a Schrodinger's Cat test

I wish for the damn RP thread's I'm on to fucking update so I wouldn't have to post on forum games -_-'

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. You get hit by a meteor and die, no hard feelings just astronomy!

I wish for a hug for forgiveness! :3

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, you are hugged by a porcupine.

I wish for a new MP3 player.

 

[Mau95]

Granted, it becomes a giant robot that starts breaking your stuff.

I wish for Belgium to finally get a government so people will shut up about it.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The government is a dictatorship run by a crazy guy who declares war on the entire world and his main weapon of war is people being launched from catapults.

I wish ISU's didn't suck so hard.