Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted the Simpsons is cancelled.

I wish for a funky breakdown.

 

[Ytomyth]

Granted, you will break down. In a funky way.

I wish for all commercial sports being replaced by gaming.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Only the sports games are ever played by the professionals, and everything else is deemed kiddy. This means an increase in sports games being sold, which is noted by the game developers. Soon all we have to play are sports games.

I wish I could trip right now.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. You break your nose.

I wish to be TRIPPIN BALLS!

 

[Technetium]

Granted. Your balls are trampled over.

I wish for cake.

 

[Ytomyth]

The cake is a l....no, NO....it's m*********ing poison!

I wish for money to have never been invented.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Economies are based on barter, which is very unorganized and causes poverty the world over.

I wish to make it rain.

 

[Technetium]

granted *transports you to England if you weren't there*

I wish for delicious bacon.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

Granted, but as you bring it to your mouth, it vanishes. You should have asked to eat the bacon.

I wish for a vacation to Europe.

 

[BGH122]

I wish for a vacation to Europe.

Granted. You vacate to Vatican City. The Pope declares you a heretic, and you are burnt at the stake.

I wish Cole Phelps would be a bit more fucking predictable with his interrogation techniques in LA Noire.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, the interrogations are incredibly simplistic but the game melts your console/PC before you can get used to it.

I wish for Wolverine's powers.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the knife claws are made from plastic.

I wish for a woodworking book.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, you seem to be driving across an endless desert with no trees in sight, giving you little access to any wood.

I wish for another grapefruit.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, it's rotten.

I wish for a Micro-Nation

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's so tiny that you accidentally crush the entire nation underfoot.

I wish to be on jury duty.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, you are then tried for Jury tampering

I wish for a (puts on sunglasses) A CSI: Miami One-liner.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you get shot during the music intro to the show.

I wish for a fish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted, here's a rod go get one.

I wish for a surprise guest.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, it's Justin Beiber and you spend the whole bus trip heaaring him sing.

I wish for a V.A.T.S targeting system.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. Comes with a free Super Mutant Brute to try it out on.

I wish for a ship. A proper ship.