Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, I don't know what that is so you get attacked by a monkey.

I wish for a broken .44 magnum.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. someone breaks a .44 magnum into your face, leaving you horribly disfigured and in constant pain.

I wish the previous poster knew that ISU stood for Independent study unit, and that they are just an excuse for teachers to give us a missive project worth about 20% of our final grade. There is also an exam that ends up being around 30% as well, so that means that 1/2 my grade is spent on 2 projects.

Why yes, I do want to vent.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but they caused the problem because they though it was funny.


I wish life was on Easy mode.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

granted, you fail at it anyways

I wish for Moar Gakka!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but the Gakka is interrupted by mountains of dakka.

I wish to know all the references!

 

[Crazy]

Granted, but knowing too much causes your head to explode.

I wish I made a wish.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. That was a bit of a waste though.

I wish for a bacon mace.

 

[staika]

Granted but its not cooked and it is a terrible weapon all together.

I wish for a lazer cannon

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fine but in a case of irony you accidentally shoot out your eyes with it.
I wish for some pringles

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Every single one of them ends up being in the trash through various wacky hijinks that also result in you going to the hospital for a sextuple bypass.

I wish for more.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you get MORE SLEEP!

I wish for another beer.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, but you jacknife your bus.

I wish to skip Human Resources Class

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fine but on that day, they decided to make good on the name and completed a project that would use humans as a resource in a manner that indescribably painful and uncomfortable.
They decide to use those who skipped that class as the first test subjects

I wish my business plan was done so I don't have to worry bout it

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, But its done very badly

I wish for a cloth to wipe my greasy hands with (It's lunch over here)

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's such a used cloth that you get even more grease on your hands.

I wish for a list.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Granted, But its done very badly

Pfff, like that'll bother me(I seriously hope none of my group members frequent here)

Granted, it's a to do list for the end of the day. It's several feet long. You don't finish it, you exploding collar around your neck explodes

I wish for a wish

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but someone ruins it for you.

I wish I could draw faster.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you draw at a speed where the paper you're using ignites.

I wish for a quiet nap.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, you die in your sleep.

I wish for some Vodka.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted it's mixed with drain cleaner.

I wish for the worlds best moustache.