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AwesomeExpress

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Granted, someone else has a really good day, while your day remains lousy.

I wish for a competent butler.
 

Eumersian

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Sep 3, 2009
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Granted. Too competent. He is so good, that everything is always perfect, which, if that episode of the Twilight Zone is to be believed, bores you to death or something.

I wish to do something.
 

Dr.Susse

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Granted here's a bunch of Mst3k Videos with the cometary on mute.

I wish for more stuff.
 

steeple

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granted, you can only do it on an empty field, with nothing to get blown to hell

I wish to breath fire (and look groovy while doing it)
 

AwesomeExpress

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Granted, yours is a groovy, groovy death.. with no one to witness it.

I wish for a rave party in my pants.
 

AwesomeExpress

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Granted, you get so many pylons that you can't drive anywhere anymore. And yes, I know what kind of pylons you meant but I chose to go another route.

I wish for an electronic butler in my laptop.
 

Dr.Susse

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Granted but they both are in comas already and it's just a race of which life support machine lasts the longer.

I wish that Curling was a more widely played sport.
 

Dr.Susse

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Granted. Sadly after a rather overenthusiastic nose pick your brain is a bit "Cooked"

I wish for no feeling in my left pinkie toe.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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Granted, after I commit several bloody murders and drop them into your wash basket and call the cops

I wish to go on a BrodyQuest.
 

Robert632

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Granted. You live on the surface of the sun.

I wish For Pony!!!!!(Cookie for the reference, which is not MLP:FIM).
 

steeple

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granted, you can only wish for even more wishes...

EDIT: granted, but I cant remember where I think I heard it from...

I wish for card games... on motorcycles...