Granted. You become so good at forum games that you become famous on the Escapist. However, your rise to in popularity brings out haters and soon The Escapist forums are torn asunder in a virtual war between those who love zombiekiller1907 and those who hate zombiekiller1907. It doesn't end there. Soon the followers and haters spread their influence onto other parts of the internet, reddit, 4chan, facebook, youtube, twitter, and myspace just kidding no one uses myspace anymore.
This all out internet war permeates into mainstream culture, and soon even world leaders are concerned with the effects of your sudden popularity. Several leaders are afraid that you might try and start our own nation since so many people adore you. So, naturally they send a team of secret agents to hunt you down and assassinate you. Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to discover the identity of these would-be assassins and take them out before they get to you.
Whether you manage to survive these assassination attempts all depends on whether or not you have the very particular set of skills needed to survive.
Once again I spent too much time on this post. I was leaning towards world destruction, but decided for a more personal touch.
I wish my lips would stop getting dry. (I know I need to drink more water, but I just can't seem to get enough.)
