Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[LynxParadox]

Granted. but you soon find out that the future society is on the brink of colaps Due to a war started in 2013, but on the bright side your games are still available to play as you wait for certain death

I wish for a time machine.

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

Granted, but it can only take you forward in time, and you age the number of years you go forward.

I wish I was friends with a superhero.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. Captain Rabbi.
I wish for more 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?'!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

funny, I was on a WLIIA marathon earlier.

Granted. Colin, Ryan, and the original cast aren't in it, which made it suck.

I wish that i was better at doing improv

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

Granted, you are given a nice coat but it is made up of some kind of animal product so as soon as you go out in public a member of PETA soak you in blood, thus ruining your coat.

I wish I could successfully rob a bank.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it turns out the only money you stole was your own.

I wish for pancakes.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. Aquaman. DepressionMan. Your notoriety makes you infamous.
I wish for the sun to come out.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted it gives you sunburn.

I wish he had some soothing Aloe Vera oil.

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted, you are quickly mauled be hungry hobos

I wish hobos didn't beg me for change when I walk by

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, they just mug you instead. Much more efficient.

I wish for sexy buns to eat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it's 6 weeks old and hasn't been refrigerated.

I wish for more posting!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

granted. there was suddenly a spike in the amount of posters in all parts of the forum. The server hamster weren't able to handle it and they die.

I wish for more server hamsters

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

granted, but now there's an over abundance of server hamsters and many of them end up dying.

I wish for a giant Albatross named Harold for me to fly upon

 

[Tulip1123]

Granted, but he falls once you fly on him and you both die.
I wish for the best video game EVER.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

granted. only one copy was ever made, and 3 massive wars happened because of it. Throughout the centuries, it was lost forever...
i wish for the greatest story ever

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted: Once upon a time-the end.
I wish my game wouldn't crash when I try to go to the same spot.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, now your save is corrupted, you can't progress any further, and the game is now unwinnable.

I wish my dishes were clean.

 

[Tulip1123]

Granted, but it is stained, ripped, and the pockets are full of maggots.
I wish for my summer homework to be done well.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, now you're being investigated for plagiarism, as you homework was done too well.
I wish I didn't have to get up so early in the morning.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, you know work the night shift and must sleep during the day.
I wish I had a new TV.