Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Granted, but you're instantly permabanned

I wish to meet the Doctor

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. Doctor Destiny will see you now.

I wish for more Justice League to watch.

 

[White Lightning]

Granted, but it's melted.

I wish for

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you get nothing and like it.

I wish for more beer.

 

[karcentric]

Granted, there rock hard and break your teeth.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Granted, but your save corrupts.

I wish for an infinite supply of cookies!!

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, you are buried underneath them.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. No more oxygen for you!

I wish for affordable space travel.

 

[karcentric]

Granted, your strapped to the front of a space shuttle.

I wish I had a block of chocolate.

 

[Lizmichi]

Granted, however the chocolate was thrown into a lava pit to make it warm for you.

I wish for world peace.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, aliens blow our planet up since we weren't prepared.

I wish for more Persona.

 

[Lizmichi]

Granted, now everyday really is great at your Junes. Persona 5: Junes.

I was for all the Magic cards in the world.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, no one else plays Magic and you can't teach anyone.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Bucht]

Granted, every wish wishes for a new wish, creating an infinite loop of wishes wishing for wishes, making it impossible for you to wish for something else.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but they rain from the sky, bombarding your head.

I wish for no rules.

 

[White Lightning]

Granted, there is no rules execpt for the rule of having no rules.

I wish for the Worlds Giraffe population to burst into flames all at the same time.

 

[Baby Eater]

Granted, but they throw all of their flaming giraffe-ness at you.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[White Lightning]

Granted. You don't have to go because you're fired.

I wish to get killed by a flying Ice Cream Truck that's on fire.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, you conveniently keep getting respawned to get killed again in an endless loop.

I wish for more Desert Bus.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Desert bus? As in a bus made of desert? Sure, but you're stuck in the bus and slowly die of heat stroke, starvation, and thirst.

I wish for more Spinning buttons, everywhere!