Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Bucht]

Granted, every wish wishes for a new wish, creating an infinite loop of wishes wishing for wishes, making it impossible for you to wish for something else.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but they rain from the sky, bombarding your head.

I wish for no rules.

 

[White Lightning]

Granted, there is no rules execpt for the rule of having no rules.

I wish for the Worlds Giraffe population to burst into flames all at the same time.

 

[Baby Eater]

Granted, but they throw all of their flaming giraffe-ness at you.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[White Lightning]

Granted. You don't have to go because you're fired.

I wish to get killed by a flying Ice Cream Truck that's on fire.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, you conveniently keep getting respawned to get killed again in an endless loop.

I wish for more Desert Bus.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Desert bus? As in a bus made of desert? Sure, but you're stuck in the bus and slowly die of heat stroke, starvation, and thirst.

I wish for more Spinning buttons, everywhere!

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, they have blades and cut you while they spin.... a lot.

I wish for more music.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. Enjoy your 24/7 Bieber on full blast radio program.

I wish for the ability to make pants.

 

[ElecLeo]

Granted, but you can only make them in your sleep, and guess who bought you a coffee?

I wish I was Spiderman.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, people find you to be a freak and decided to run tests on you and keep you in a cage.

I wish I was taller.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted, people find you to be a freak and decided to run tests on you and keep you in a cage.

I wish I was taller.

You grow up, crashing your head against the ceiling and die, since your heart cannot pump blood all they way to your brain.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted, but you don't get paid anymore.

Spoiler: I wish, I wish I was a fish.

Uh huh huh huh!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you are the easiest boss in the history of video games

I wish for another week of Desert bus.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You get to move now! Your house burnt down.

I wish for less headache.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, you get stomach ache instead.

I wish I could stay home tomorrow.