Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Roxas1359]

Granted, but sadly no one can understand Spanish.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[username sucks]

Granted, but it has no legs.

I wish I knew things.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you would forget them anyway...

I wish time was more flexible for me...

 

[Headsprouter]

Granted...oh wait, now you've upset the stability of our universe.

I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, you are not pleased with what you wanted to do and you probably never will be.

I wish for a good Linoone Avatar, or possibly a way to delay my evolution.

 

[Headsprouter]

I kinda granted you the first one, but if you're not fond of it there's not much I can do. :L

I need something to cheer me up after Morsomk blasted all of my will to live.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted! It's an affirmation that I will probably be using the avatar you gave me, the only reason why I am asking for more is because of diversity in the future. Also, I wanna see whats out there in terms of avatars for me.

Well......thats not exactly ruining a wish is it?......umm....You cry at every night for the rest of your life even though you won't be sad about anything?

I wish for.......a wish, because I can't think of anything at the moment.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you are denied the ability to edit it in to that post of yours.

I wish for poor jokes.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted! Why did the chicken cross the road?

"Ehh Fowget about it!"

I wish to forget that filth.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. Here is a memory of 2hippos1bucket instead.

I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, it is not a zombie fish in which it will kill every other fish in the ocean which will end up horribly because dead things do not last very long when they are in the ocean.

I wish for a meal.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. Here are some snails, eye stalks and all.

I wish for triple glazing, it's frosty in here.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted! You get this

I wish for a TV show to watch

 

[EeveeElectro]

Granted! Hope you enjoy 20 hours of Geordie shore!

I wish I wasn't poorly ;;

 

[Barbas]

Granted! Hope you enjoy 20 hours of Geordie shore!

Spoiler: Sure that'd be grand oi think

OT: Wish granted. I sliced your limbs off and attached robotic ones, then scooped out your insides with a medical spoon and replaced your organs with circuit boards and shit. Now you can play basketball like a champion and you'll never catch diseases. It's like RoboCop[footnote]Probably.[/footnote]!

...What? What do you mean it doesn't work like that?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Not Granted! Because there is no wish!

I wish for the Book that contains the name and time of death for everything in the universe!

 

[Barbas]

Granted. Here it is. Careful with the pages; I covered them in jam.

I wish I had a helicopter.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you can never fly it, let alone be able to get a ride in it...

I wish for a better tomorrow...

 

[Barbas]

Granted! The day after that is really going to suck, though.

I wish for a plate of sausages.

 

[Rowan93]

Granted! You now have a plate made out of sausages. It's been treated with chemicals so it won't go off and is hard enough to use as a plate, and is therefore inedible.

I wish for a shiny new Australia.