Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Brownie80]

Granted. Your fingertips and hands are now scorched and burned beyond medical repair.

I wish I didn't always wake up with morning breath.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Granted. You take your last breath moments before you would have wakened.

I wish for a starship.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Granted. You now have a ship that can sail on a star. Now try to get it into space.

I wish all woman looked sexy.

 

[Brownie80]

Granted. Now they judge you and all men even more harshly.

I wish people didn't burn books.

 

[Twintix]

Granted. Now they burn everything but books.

I wish I had any ambition left.

 

[Brownie80]

Granted. You now have the least ambition of any person on the planet but it still exists.

I wish I had more ramen.

 

[GreyNicor]

Granted. It came with ramen allergy.

I wish I had a better graphics card.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Granted. Now you just have to pay 1 million dollar.


I wish I won the lottery.

 

[Brownie80]

Granted. The amount of money you win crushes you under is weight.

I wish I could reach just a little bit farther.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Granted, you now have the reach but not the flexibility.

I wish my life wasn't so boring.

 

[Barbas]

Granted, Frodo. The bad news is that Andy Serkis will be biting one of your fingers off.

I wish space colonization was closer.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Granted. Your kind will be hunted down and set adrift in floating stasis "colonies."

I wish for a new car.

 

[Headsprouter]

Here! It's a cable car. Minus the cable.

I wish for a rap career.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Granted, Frodo. The bad news is that Andy Serkis will be biting one of your fingers off.

Actually I don't think that is a bad deal as long as I get to ride the eagles.

OT: Granted. You will eventually get shot and then spent the rest of your life making albums in Serbia while the rest of the world thinks you are dead.

I wish the next poster to have a long, healthy and happy life.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. AFter I die, I'll come back to haunt you. Wooo-ooo-ooo!

I wish for the next person to hand over that cheesecake.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but I sneezed all over it. And licked it. A lot.

I wish for more skittles!

 

[Barbas]

Granted. Did you want the butt kind?

I wish for the deed to this castle.

 

[Fractral]

Spoiler: Your wish is my command

I wish I had my own mountain.

 

[Barbas]

Pls enjoy Dagoth Ur in all its incendiary glory.

I wish for the next person to be my BFF.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, I won't be me... or him... or her... or anyone you think is "the next person"...

I wish I didn't have to date myself!