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Twintix

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Granted. It turns out that it's either related to how matter is energy or that people aren't wearing enough hats. You can't afford to buy all those hats, so nobody else will ever know.

I wish my cat's fur would stop getting so gross.
 

Rabbitboy

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Granted. Your cat no longer has fur or a skin.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my fingertips.
 

Brownie80

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Granted. Your fingertips and hands are now scorched and burned beyond medical repair.

I wish I didn't always wake up with morning breath.
 

Rabbitboy

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Granted. You now have a ship that can sail on a star. Now try to get it into space.

I wish all woman looked sexy.
 

Brownie80

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Granted. You now have the least ambition of any person on the planet but it still exists.

I wish I had more ramen.
 

Brownie80

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Granted. The amount of money you win crushes you under is weight.

I wish I could reach just a little bit farther.
 

Barbas

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Granted, Frodo. The bad news is that Andy Serkis will be biting one of your fingers off.

I wish space colonization was closer.
 

Rabbitboy

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Barbas said:
Granted, Frodo. The bad news is that Andy Serkis will be biting one of your fingers off.
Actually I don't think that is a bad deal as long as I get to ride the eagles.

OT: Granted. You will eventually get shot and then spent the rest of your life making albums in Serbia while the rest of the world thinks you are dead.

I wish the next poster to have a long, healthy and happy life.
 

Barbas

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Granted. AFter I die, I'll come back to haunt you. Wooo-ooo-ooo!

I wish for the next person to hand over that cheesecake.