Sapphirewave New member Mar 24, 2014 34 0 0 Apr 23, 2015 #6,301 Granted, but now you can't afford to pay your phone bill. I wish for what the next person is going to wish for.
Granted, but now you can't afford to pay your phone bill. I wish for what the next person is going to wish for.
Sapphirewave New member Mar 24, 2014 34 0 0 Apr 23, 2015 #6,302 Granted, but now you can't afford to pay your phone bill. I wish for what the next person is going to wish for.
Granted, but now you can't afford to pay your phone bill. I wish for what the next person is going to wish for.
Rabbitboy New member Apr 11, 2014 2,966 0 0 Apr 23, 2015 #6,303 Granted, I wish for a slow and painful death.
Twintix New member Jun 28, 2014 1,023 0 0 Apr 23, 2015 #6,304 Granted. Now everyone on the planet is dead. You never specified who was going to die... I wish I had a job.
Granted. Now everyone on the planet is dead. You never specified who was going to die... I wish I had a job.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Apr 23, 2015 #6,305 Granted, it involves never leaving this chap's basement... on top of a lack of health/dental insurance if anything goes "wrong" on the job... I wish to summon my Persona!
Granted, it involves never leaving this chap's basement... on top of a lack of health/dental insurance if anything goes "wrong" on the job... I wish to summon my Persona!
Sapphirewave New member Mar 24, 2014 34 0 0 Apr 24, 2015 #6,306 Granted, too bad you're in the world of Innocent Sin and a squad of anti-Persona Nazis in power armor is closing in. I wish for some Subway.
Granted, too bad you're in the world of Innocent Sin and a squad of anti-Persona Nazis in power armor is closing in. I wish for some Subway.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Apr 24, 2015 #6,307 Granted, you can't eat it fresh... nor will it actually be healthy for you in the long run... I wish to open your mind!
Granted, you can't eat it fresh... nor will it actually be healthy for you in the long run... I wish to open your mind!
Sapphirewave New member Mar 24, 2014 34 0 0 Apr 24, 2015 #6,308 Granted, wait, does this count? Spoiler: My mind is open! I wish I had a closed mind.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Apr 24, 2015 #6,309 Granted, your ignorance will never be bliss again... I wish I knew where the wild things are!
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Apr 24, 2015 #6,310 Wish granted. They're in your bathroom cupboard, and they're armed. I wish I had a Kevlar suit.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Apr 24, 2015 #6,311 Granted, it's a bit tight, so say good night to your genitals... I wish I was a child of Eden!
tilmoph Gone Gonzo Jun 11, 2013 922 0 0 Apr 25, 2015 #6,312 Granted, but you've been kicked out of your home and now get to enjoy sickness and death, but with memories of paradise always haunting you I wish I was immune to negative magic
Granted, but you've been kicked out of your home and now get to enjoy sickness and death, but with memories of paradise always haunting you I wish I was immune to negative magic
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Apr 25, 2015 #6,313 Granted, positive magic becomes your new Kryptonite... (Have fun!) I wish I could do stand-up!
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Apr 25, 2015 #6,314 Granted. You are not Carlos Mencia. Enjoy. I wish I could command any animal.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Apr 25, 2015 #6,315 Granted, you can't control me! *shoots you dead* I wish I was a angel for Charlie!
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Apr 25, 2015 #6,316 Granted. You're, uh...yeah, you've gone and died. I wish I had a thousand pounds.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 Apr 25, 2015 #6,317 Granted but it all is delivered straight to your head from the sky at terminal velocity. I wish I could take back this semester.
Granted but it all is delivered straight to your head from the sky at terminal velocity. I wish I could take back this semester.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Apr 25, 2015 #6,318 Granted. We'll have to take that time off the end of your life. Whoops, missed a couple of zeroes...um, nevermind. I wish for a travelling companion inside my head.
Granted. We'll have to take that time off the end of your life. Whoops, missed a couple of zeroes...um, nevermind. I wish for a travelling companion inside my head.
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 Apr 25, 2015 #6,319 Granted. Which ear infesting parasite would you prefer? I wish to take the grand tour of Europe!
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Apr 25, 2015 #6,320 Granted. Interpol will arrive shortly. I wish for a lifetime of free train travel.