Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, all your contributions lead to the destruction of [more than just] the human race...

I wish I had a new sexy butt!
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you can never be a baller... or do anything cool that can only be experienced if you were a little bit taller...

I wish that kiss we had before meant nothing right now!
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, it will be ruined by more than just me this time!

I wish I was my own sitcom... with blackjacks and hookers!
 

tilmoph

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Jun 11, 2013
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Granted. The jokes are crap, the blackjack dealer is rigging the deck and pocketing the cash, and the hookers all have mold on their business bits.

I wish my cough wasn't so bad.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, it will fill you with nothing but pain and dissatisfaction until the day you die from a heart attack...

I wish I had a universal translator!
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, it causes you to become more hungry than usual despite never being able to digest anything properly, thus leading to your body imploding from excess food intake with a potential overdose on fiber...

I wish I would stop reading the The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt title as The Witcher 3: Witch Hunt!
 

UltraDeth

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Nov 2, 2010
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Granted. Your bladder has now exploded and turning your insides septic

I wish for plenty of spare consoles
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you lack the power to use them all unless you want them to halt and catch fire in the literal sense...

I wish that Bruce would get off my back!
 

UltraDeth

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Nov 2, 2010
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Granted. Now all his friends and family dislike you for casting him aside and they tell their friends and their friends.

I wish I had a nice suit of armour to keep in my house
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, this will not stop Global Warning... or the next Ice Age sequel...

I wish I came with my own soundtrack!
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, all you're getting is the printed picture of those items... and now you own me 1000 bones (in cash) for compensation fees...

I wish the Blue Brothers played a set in my home!